I know practically nothing about this guy other than he's 6'1" 196 lbs.

Do we finally have Ben's replacement or Kenny 2.0?

Slot Receiver? Worth trading up?

So long Broderick Jones!

Our last Elite 8 contest has steel going up against swissvale72. Voting ends on Saturday, April 25, at 5 PM Eastern US time. May the best jagoff win!

Congratulations to STD who beat Jizz Mop in a landslide, five votes to zero. STD advances to the Final Four!

The final Elite 8 matchup pits the Mad Chatter against fractalsteel. Voting ends on Saturday, April 25, at 5 PM. May the best ex-poaster win!

Congratulations to Hardnosed who defeats computerjumpstar two votes to zero. Hardnosed advances to the Final Four.

Our next Elite 8 matchup is computerjumpstar vs. Hardnosed. Voting ends on Tuesday, April 21, at 5 PM Eastern US time. May the best ex-poaster win!

Congratulations to FC who defeats Iron City three votes to two. FC advances to the Final Four!

Our next Elite 8 matchup is STD vs. Jizz Mop. Voting ends on Tuesday, April 21, at 5 PM Eastern Time. May the best jagoff win!

Congrats to CKSteeler who beat me three votes to two. CKSteeler advances to the Final Four!

Our next Elite 8 matchup is Iron City vs. FC. Voting ends on Thursday, April 16, at 5 PM Eastern US time. May the best ex-poaster win!

Congratulations to stillustronic (RIP) who defeats Hesske 5 votes to 2. stillustronic advances to the Final Four.

The next Elite 8 contest pits CKSteeler against yours truly Obviously. The voting ends on Thursday, April 16, at 5 PM Eastern Time. May the best jagoff win!

Dan Smith-BYU vs. 955876 was a hard-fought contest and has finished in a tie - two votes to two votes. I will cast the deciding vote for 955876! Congratulations to 955876 who advances to the Final Four!

Our first Elite 8 match pits stillustronic against Hesske in a real heavyweight battle of ex-poasters! Voting ends on Tuesday, April 14, at 5 PM. May the best ex-poaster win!

Congratulations to fractalsteel who defeats Steeler Al on JL58's lone vote.

Our first Elite 8 jagoff contest is Dan Smith-BYU vs. 955876. Voting ends on Tuesday, April 14, at 5 PM. May the best jagoff win!

Congratulations to swissvale72 who defeats Bradshaw2Ben two votes to one and advances to the Elite 8!

The final contest before we advance to the elite 8 is fractalsteel vs. Steeler Al. May the best ex-poaster win!

The voting ends on Saturday, April 11 @ 5 PM Eastern time.

Congratulations to the Mad Chatter who defeats Pittsburgh, three votes to one. The Mad Chatter advances to the Elite 8.

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 06, 2026 9:46 pm

I'm going to guess this is a vote for Pittsburgh since he doesn't have any yet.

The final contest before we proceed to the Elite 8 - long-time board favorites swissvale72 vs. bradshaw2ben! May the best jagoff win!

Voting ends on Saturday, April 11 @ 5 PM Eastern time.

steel defeats Deebo two votes to zero. Congratulations steel - you advance to the Elite 8!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

Should we start game threads again? JL58 raising the Jolly Roger?

The next contest is Mad Chatter vs. Pittsburgh . Mad Chatter was never a username on Steelerfury, but his exploits were legendary showing up on Bob Labriola's steelers.com column entitled "Asked and Answered" asking questions while referencing famous Steelerfury memes such as Hi5Steeler loving "slan...

The next jagoff contest is Deebo vs. steel

The voting ends on Tuesday, April 7, at 5 PM Eastern Time. May the best jagoff win!

Yes, we all know the Steelerfury court jester STD will be the biggest jagoff but we must go through the motions.

In this bracket, Jizz Mop defeats anpsteel, three votes to zero. Congrats to Jizz Mop for advancing to the Elite 8.

I'm guessing @langer isn't voting for Spiker, but if he is, the vote is tied:

Hardonosed - 3
Spiker - 3

Let me be the deciding vote - Hardnosed

If @langer isn't voting then Hardnosed wins anyway 3 votes to 2.

Congratulations to Hardnosed who advances to the Elite 8!