Post Ravens Mock

[Pabst]

Geez, we’ve reached the lashing out phase already?

I was sure we’d go through a reasoned rebuttal stage first.

Everyone: We need to build in the trenches
STD: That's stupid!
Everyone: Literally every single playoff team in the league has done this. Here are the receipts
STD: Who cares. Do any of them actually use the same defense or run the ball?
Everyone: Yes, here are multiple examples.
STD: FUCK YOU MORONS!

This is gold

[SteelerDayTrader]

All of you dumbfucks COULDNT FUCKING WAIT to shove Ben out the door

You celebrated when Arians was axed for Haley

You said that thug Holmes was no good anyway

You pissed all over your giggly selves when Ken Doll was drafted and demanded everyone refer to him as a franchise QB when he completed a pass in mostly losing efforts

Now you stupid stubborn dumbfuck happy losers wanna spend picks 15 32 and 46 on motherfucking linemen ?????

Fuck all yall

You shortsighted dishonest addicted to losing fucks

Draft whoever the hell you want

You fuck up year after year and never learn

Fuck you

[SteelerDayTrader]

EAT SHIT AND DIE !!!!!

[Jobu]

What a great guy! I bet he’s a blast at parties…

[gojira5150]

STD - Bro are you off your meds today. Calm down before you stroke out.

[K_C_]

STD - Bro are you off your meds today. Calm down before you stroke out.

Big boy's hungry.

Mom's late with the breakfast.

He'll be fine.

[Professor Half Wit]

All of you dumbfucks COULDNT FUCKING WAIT to shove Ben out the door

You celebrated when Arians was axed for Haley

You said that thug Holmes was no good anyway

You pissed all over your giggly selves when Ken Doll was drafted and demanded everyone refer to him as a franchise QB when he completed a pass in mostly losing efforts

Now you stupid stubborn dumbfuck happy losers wanna spend picks 15 32 and 46 on motherfucking linemen ?????

Fuck all yall

You shortsighted dishonest addicted to losing fucks

Draft whoever the hell you want

You fuck up year after year and never learn

Fuck you

Draft whomever (you need whom, it's the dative of action and drafting is an action) we want? We don't work in the Steelers FO.

Honestly, dude. Pull it together.

[Ice]

All of you dumbfucks COULDNT FUCKING WAIT to shove Ben out the door

You celebrated when Arians was axed for Haley

You said that thug Holmes was no good anyway

You pissed all over your giggly selves when Ken Doll was drafted and demanded everyone refer to him as a franchise QB when he completed a pass in mostly losing efforts

Now you stupid stubborn dumbfuck happy losers wanna spend picks 15 32 and 46 on motherfucking linemen ?????

Fuck all yall

You shortsighted dishonest addicted to losing fucks

Draft whoever the hell you want

You fuck up year after year and never learn

Fuck you

Draft whomever (you need whom, it's the dative of action and drafting is an action) we want? We don't work in the Steelers FO.

Honestly, dude. Pull it together.

Typed this at the same time you were, Lit. Deleted mine.

[Jizz Mop]

In our make pretend Steelers front office that we run here I’d like to list our current vacancies:

GM

Asst GM

Dir of Scouting

Please forward your resumes to B2B with references please

[Jizz Mop]

Any mock drafts that you’ve put together that the Steelers have utilized also….

[SteelerDayTrader]

All of you dumbfucks COULDNT FUCKING WAIT to shove Ben out the door

You celebrated when Arians was axed for Haley

You said that thug Holmes was no good anyway

You pissed all over your giggly selves when Ken Doll was drafted and demanded everyone refer to him as a franchise QB when he completed a pass in mostly losing efforts

Now you stupid stubborn dumbfuck happy losers wanna spend picks 15 32 and 46 on motherfucking linemen ?????

Fuck all yall

You shortsighted dishonest addicted to losing fucks

Draft whoever the hell you want

You fuck up year after year and never learn

Fuck you

Draft whomever (you need whom, it's the dative of action and drafting is an action) we want? We don't work in the Steelers FO.

Honestly, dude. Pull it together.

Typed this at the same time you were, Lit. Deleted mine.

Good to know the Eau D’ Testicle Kenny Edition crew is on top of interwebz grammar

[Professor Half Wit]

All of you dumbfucks COULDNT FUCKING WAIT to shove Ben out the door

You celebrated when Arians was axed for Haley

You said that thug Holmes was no good anyway

You pissed all over your giggly selves when Ken Doll was drafted and demanded everyone refer to him as a franchise QB when he completed a pass in mostly losing efforts

Now you stupid stubborn dumbfuck happy losers wanna spend picks 15 32 and 46 on motherfucking linemen ?????

Fuck all yall

You shortsighted dishonest addicted to losing fucks

Draft whoever the hell you want

You fuck up year after year and never learn

Fuck you

Draft whomever (you need whom, it's the dative of action and drafting is an action) we want? We don't work in the Steelers FO.

Honestly, dude. Pull it together.

Typed this at the same time you were, Lit. Deleted mine.

Mediocre minds, Ice.

[Professor Half Wit]

Draft whomever (you need whom, it's the dative of action and drafting is an action) we want? We don't work in the Steelers FO.

Honestly, dude. Pull it together.

Typed this at the same time you were, Lit. Deleted mine.

Good to know the Eau D’ Testicle Kenny Edition crew is on top on interwebz grammar

Weird given all my posts expressing skepticism about Kenny.

Why don't you quote yourself some more or tell us to fuck off some more. That'll show us.

[Ice]

Draft whomever (you need whom, it's the dative of action and drafting is an action) we want? We don't work in the Steelers FO.

Honestly, dude. Pull it together.

Typed this at the same time you were, Lit. Deleted mine.

Good to know the Eau D’ Testicle Kenny Edition crew is on top of interwebz grammar

I was considerably more amused by the psychotic break at the 2/3 mark where SF poasters became the Steeler FO than the grammar, for what it's worth, but it's always funny when anyone pulls the Stannis Baratheon, too.

Just found out Dave's Picks 46 is 9/9/72 with 9/3 and 9/19 as the subscriber bonus disc, so everything is gravy today, though.

[K_C_]

Any mock drafts that you’ve put together that the Steelers have utilized also….

[Jizz Mop]

Prof/Ice

Send over your scouting notes on Paris Johnson and Siaki Ika by 3:30 EST

I have some draft ideas in a word document I’m sending Kahn

He asked if I could send the document before 4:00

Thanks

[anpsteel]

this entire thread is hilarious

but this little gem...

Well this takes the cake

Tell me you are talking out your ass, without telling me

Pouncey
DeCastro
Heyward
Tuitt
Hood
Adams

All pretty underwhelming when it mattered given their draft status…..and…..even when they played well it didn’t seem to make much difference

The top three names, when at their peak, were in the top 2 or 3 at their respective positions, league wide.

The 4th name, Tuitt- who was a 2nd round pick, was probably top 20 in the league and still improving, before he retired.

Hood and Adams... Ziggy was mediocre and an interior 4-3 DT misscast in the Steelers scheme

[anpsteel]

Prof/Ice

Send over your scouting notes on Paris Johnson and Siaki Ika by 3:30 EST

I have some draft ideas in a word document I’m sending Kahn

He asked if I could send the document before 4:00

Thanks

I was going to ask what format, but I see, .doc

Noted

Thanks!!

[SteelerDayTrader]

this entire thread is hilarious

but this little gem...

Well this takes the cake

Tell me you are talking out your ass, without telling me

Pouncey
DeCastro
Heyward
Tuitt
Hood
Adams

All pretty underwhelming when it mattered given their draft status…..and…..even when they played well it didn’t seem to make much difference

The top three names, when at their peak, were in the top 2 or 3 at their respective positions, league wide.

The 4th name, Tuitt- who was a 2nd round pick, was probably top 20 in the league and still improving, before he retired.

Hood and Adams... Ziggy was mediocre and an interior 4-3 DT misscast in the Steelers scheme

[anpsteel]

this entire thread is hilarious

but this little gem...

Well this takes the cake

Tell me you are talking out your ass, without telling me

Pouncey
DeCastro
Heyward
Tuitt
Hood
Adams

All pretty underwhelming when it mattered given their draft status…..and…..even when they played well it didn’t seem to make much difference

The top three names, when at their peak, were in the top 2 or 3 at their respective positions, league wide.

The 4th name, Tuitt- who was a 2nd round pick, was probably top 20 in the league and still improving, before he retired.

Hood and Adams... Ziggy was mediocre and an interior 4-3 DT misscast in the Steelers scheme

why the rolly eyes??

I mean, I'm not wrong

You are in one of your, "this is my opinion, and I'm going to die on this hill, even if everyone clearly illustrates I'm wrong." moods.

Just relax



The general requirement for any successful team, is to hit on your early round picks, and find a few gems in the later rounds. This includes O & D linemen, in addition to the more splash positions like WR, FS, CB, ILB etc

Of course, you have to have a capable QB

and a Coaching Staff that knows it's elbow from it's asshole

The Steelers are currently bereft in almost all areas

[Ice]

Not going to lie, until the offense went flat the last few weeks, and maybe even all the way up till the TTUN game, outside of MHJr, I'd have said Paris Johnson might have been the most consistent offensive player on the team, including the Heisman candidate. Will be interesting to see how he fares against the UGA DL for sure. Likely off the board by our pick, anyway, though Troobs and Bibbs might be able to combine to change that over the next couple of weeks.

I dig Ika, too, but it's more that I'm sick of getting the ball run down my team's throat every time we play a team above .500.

[El Kabong]

Geez, we’ve reached the lashing out phase already?

I was sure we’d go through a reasoned rebuttal stage first.

Everyone: We need to build in the trenches
STD: That's stupid!
Everyone: Literally every single playoff team in the league has done this. Here are the receipts
STD: Who cares. Do any of them actually use the same defense or run the ball?
Everyone: Yes, here are multiple examples.
STD: FUCK YOU MORONS!

This is gold

[955876]

Now you stupid stubborn dumbfuck happy losers wanna spend picks 15 32 and 46 on motherfucking linemen ?????

I know I’m breaking a cardinal rule of “never arguing with an idiot” but this team has in fact been ignoring linemen in the draft for a decade now.

What is our playoff record over the last 10 years? And that is with Ben.

Your approach is simply doing the same the team has been doing and look where they are.

Can’t stop the run and aside from a stretch here and there cannot run the ball nor protect the QB.

Ya, let’s keep ignoring the trenches…