This time Brady Retires

[BethlehemSteel]

Just announced by schefter in a video statement from Shady

Good riddance you cock sucker ….you opened the door to get your legacy tarnished for staying past your last SB

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status ... QHg0gZMASA


Asshat
Cheatin Tom

Ego above all else

[Jizz Mop]

He’s a cunt

[BethlehemSteel]

Here is the smug douches video release

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1620772095889403905

[jebrick]

At least Ben goes into HOF without TB mucking up the voting.

[K_C_]

I hate Brady the football player but he doesn't seem like an awful human being.

That video definitely shuts the door on any future returns to the gridiron. 100%.

Brady looks tired.

[Pickett's Platoon]

I can't believe the fuckin bastard played as long as he did.

He certainly delivered a multitude of pimp slapping's to Tomlin over the years.

Good riddance ya fuckin cock.

[Deebo]

I hate Brady the football player but he doesn't seem like an awful human being.

That video definitely shuts the door on any future returns to the gridiron. 100%.

Brady looks tired.

I'd look tired too if I gave up my model wife for 1 more shitty season of sub .500 football

[Baltostiller]

And he finishes his career 0-1 vs Kenny Pickett.

[K_C_]

I hate Brady the football player but he doesn't seem like an awful human being.

That video definitely shuts the door on any future returns to the gridiron. 100%.

Brady looks tired.

I'd look tired too if I gave up my model wife for 1 more shitty season of sub .500 football

I 100% believe it was the exact opposite (and have heard the same from a person who runs in NFL circles) that Brady only returned for the 2022 season when it became clear his marriage was completely over.

Brady was planning on staying retired. When he and Giselle decided the only answer was divorce, only then did Brady decide to come back to the NFL and play another season.

Pretty sure Giselle is banging her yoga coach anyway and probably has been for quite some time.

[franco32]

That cheating cocksucker has been around for much too long of my football watching life. Good riddance.

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[Jizz Mop]

I hate Brady the football player but he doesn't seem like an awful human being.

That video definitely shuts the door on any future returns to the gridiron. 100%.

Brady looks tired.

I'd look tired too if I gave up my model wife for 1 more shitty season of sub .500 football

I 100% believe it was the exact opposite (and have heard the same from a person who runs in NFL circles) that Brady only returned for the 2022 season when it became clear his marriage was completely over.

Brady was planning on staying retired. When he and Giselle decided the only answer was divorce, only then did Brady decide to come back to the NFL and play another season.

Pretty sure Giselle is banging her yoga coach anyway and probably has been for quite some time.

Shame he got caught up in the FTX debacle

I’m kidding. I love it

Fuck him

[Orangesteel]

Brady’s retirement announcement just got bumped from the front page of ESPN for a massive WNBA free agent story.

[jeemie]

And he finishes his career 0-1 vs Kenny Pickett.

[Deebo]

I hate Brady the football player but he doesn't seem like an awful human being.

That video definitely shuts the door on any future returns to the gridiron. 100%.

Brady looks tired.

I'd look tired too if I gave up my model wife for 1 more shitty season of sub .500 football

I 100% believe it was the exact opposite (and have heard the same from a person who runs in NFL circles) that Brady only returned for the 2022 season when it became clear his marriage was completely over.

Brady was planning on staying retired. When he and Giselle decided the only answer was divorce, only then did Brady decide to come back to the NFL and play another season.

Pretty sure Giselle is banging her yoga coach anyway and probably has been for quite some time.

Well if that's true, then why not play 1 more year and kill some more of your newly found free time? lol

[langer]

When does he come out, you know...with Gronk?

[BethlehemSteel]

Bend Over Bill

https://twitter.com/cowhercbs/status/16 ... 9uMm50O8mQ

[K_C_]

I'd look tired too if I gave up my model wife for 1 more shitty season of sub .500 football

I 100% believe it was the exact opposite (and have heard the same from a person who runs in NFL circles) that Brady only returned for the 2022 season when it became clear his marriage was completely over.

Brady was planning on staying retired. When he and Giselle decided the only answer was divorce, only then did Brady decide to come back to the NFL and play another season.

Pretty sure Giselle is banging her yoga coach anyway and probably has been for quite some time.

Well if that's true, then why not play 1 more year and kill some more of your newly found free time? lol

Brady looked 50 years old or whatever he actually is in 2022.

Finally, age caught up to him. Dude stayed 1 year too long.

[BethlehemSteel]

The cliff is undefeated as is Father Time waits for no one

[Steel Bingo]

Since it came directly from him, I'm buying the retirement this time.

Last year it was always a mirage. No way he'd let a random voice, or some news outlet call it a career for him.

[bradshaw2ben]

At least Ben goes into HOF without TB mucking up the voting.

Best thing Brady ever did.

[Deebo]

I 100% believe it was the exact opposite (and have heard the same from a person who runs in NFL circles) that Brady only returned for the 2022 season when it became clear his marriage was completely over.

Brady was planning on staying retired. When he and Giselle decided the only answer was divorce, only then did Brady decide to come back to the NFL and play another season.

Pretty sure Giselle is banging her yoga coach anyway and probably has been for quite some time.

Well if that's true, then why not play 1 more year and kill some more of your newly found free time? lol

Brady looked 50 years old or whatever he actually is in 2022.

Finally, age caught up to him. Dude stayed 1 year too long.

Oh I'm not disagreeing with you. But if 1 big time commitment (marriage) dropped off, I'd probably hang around for another year.
Hell with Brock Purdy not being available for 1 year, you wonder if Brady wouldn't go to his boyhood favorite team for a send off...

[pickarooney]

Thank God. But part of me worries that we'll have to see and listen to his smug ass even more now. Ugh.

[langer]

Is he as big a fan of Rhianna as Greg Olsen

[K_C_]

Well if that's true, then why not play 1 more year and kill some more of your newly found free time? lol

Brady looked 50 years old or whatever he actually is in 2022.

Finally, age caught up to him. Dude stayed 1 year too long.

Oh I'm not disagreeing with you. But if 1 big time commitment (marriage) dropped off, I'd probably hang around for another year.
Hell with Brock Purdy not being available for 1 year, you wonder if Brady wouldn't go to his boyhood favorite team for a send off...

If it had been 1 year earlier, I'm sure Brady would have ran to San Fran.

He played pretty darn poorly this past season. His supporting cast wasn't as good, but it was clear Brady didn't have it anymore.

Not like he did even a few years ago.

I actually give him credit for realizing it was over. I'll bet even Brady wishes, after the way he played in 2022, that he had stayed retired even if it had given him something to do with himself and focus on after the divorce.

[jewelsongs]

If he was a Steeler, we would have won 10 more Super Bowls. They cheated us, but he was the GOAT, no question. Good riddance.

[Ice]

And he finishes his career 0-1 vs Kenny Pickett.

[langer]

The Chin just wants to please everybody.

[El Kabong]

Thank God. But part of me worries that we'll have to see and listen to his smug ass even more now. Ugh.

Wait until he's the color commentator for the top announcing team for one of the networks.

[Rod & Wire Mill]

Thank God. But part of me worries that we'll have to see and listen to his smug ass even more now. Ugh.

Exactly

[Mick]

Sad stat of the day: steelers beat brady more often than the bills.