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Orangesteel
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Post by Orangesteel » Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:15 am

LMFAO

Oh man. I can’t take this guy anymore…🤣
“Thoughts are a waste of time for me.” - Michael Pettaway Tomlin

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Post by Baltostiller » Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:38 am

Ahoy captain Bullshit!

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Post by steelheadtrout » Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:52 am

I want to see every game thread refer to "weighty downs"

Did you notice how the players picked up on this cliche' in the post-game intervews?

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Post by Jobu » Mon Sep 11, 2023 2:01 am

steelheadtrout wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:52 am
I want to see every game thread refer to "weighty downs"

Did you notice how the players picked up on this cliche' in the post-game intervews?
And watch how fast the Pittsburgh media follows suit…

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Post by Orangesteel » Mon Sep 11, 2023 2:58 am

This is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen in a long time. Good lord is Tomlin a clown!

Hahahahahahaha!
“Thoughts are a waste of time for me.” - Michael Pettaway Tomlin

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Post by Kodiak. » Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:03 am

steelheadtrout wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:52 am
I want to see every game thread refer to "weighty downs"

Did you notice how the players picked up on this cliche' in the post-game intervews?
That presser featured many of his classics, as well as some new gems
"stay on schedule"
"possess the ball"
"splash plays"
"weighty downs....the lifeblood of ball possession" THAT is a mic drop. Retire, Mike. Never topping that one.
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Weighty downs...the lifeblood of ball possession

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Post by langer » Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:07 am

He could be a CEO he is so good.

He could be, they are usually delusional bullshit artists.
"I'm institutionalized, man," he joked. "I gotta have it. I just love the challenges week in and week out that this job provides: the growth in it, the collective growth, the individual growth."

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Post by rooneytunes » Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:11 am

Why can't he just talk like a normal person?



In stadiums
Participation be our guide
Varsity
We accept that
Etc....



It's just so cringe the way he talks. It's like he is trying to describe things in a way that is so different it is supposed to make him look on top of things. Like when he is at home does he talk like this? "Honey, we're out of milk........Obviously"


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Post by Orangesteel » Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:14 am

Because he’s a goddamn bullshit artist to the highest degree.

Meanwhile the product on the field is hot garbage.

Must be nice to suck balls at your job and yet a couple of Tomlinism drops and sound bites and the vast majority of Steeler fans continue to outwardly blow you.

He’s a total farce. That was a goddamn embarrassment today.
“Thoughts are a waste of time for me.” - Michael Pettaway Tomlin

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Post by langer » Mon Sep 11, 2023 3:16 am

Moist downs.

Yeasty downs.

Seasoned downs.
"I'm institutionalized, man," he joked. "I gotta have it. I just love the challenges week in and week out that this job provides: the growth in it, the collective growth, the individual growth."

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