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955876 wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:58 pm

I enjoyed watching Jibbs leave his shades on last week even after the dark clouds came in.

Looked cool as fuck as he stood there clueless.

Such a bad look, but a look I’ve grown accustomed to because our Coach is a fucking absolute dope.

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:48 pm

Yuuuuuuuuge game

The high flying Patriots offense comes to town led by the two-headed QB combo of Bailey Zappe and Mac Jones.

They’re coming off an impressive performance against the Chargers that saw them score a Blutarsky on offense and accumulate an amazing 257 total yards, 13 first downs and 109 yards passing.

If we couldn’t contain the prolific attack of the Cardinals, we’ll be hard pressed to contain this scary Patriots offense.

Incredibly we are still the 5th seed in the AFC playoff standings. That in itself is mind boggling, yet a win Thursday against a talented, genius-led Patriots team would further cement our place as the 5th seed through 13 glorious games.

Many of you are probably excited about the possibility of punching a ticket to the dance. Many of the same people will proclaim “you never know what’ll happen if we get in.”

That’s where you lose me, no pun intended. I know what’ll happen. Anyone who can take off their rose colored Homer glasses for just a few seconds can see what'll happen. Another fucking embarrassing and painful to watch playoff loss.

To expect anything different you are either a Tomlin supporter, incredibly naive, or just plain fucking stupid.

Do I want them to win Thursday? Of course I do. Do I expect a win? Ha. Nope. #becauseTomlin

This team is so stupid, so undisciplined, so lost, that they have no business being an AFC playoff team. They don’t. They just suck. And suck bad.

Mason Cole should be booed off the field if that fucking dunce HC continues to allow this jerkoff to snap the ball at the feet of our QBs in shotgun.

Our special teams “ace” was a complete fucking idiot last week. Killebrew is an example of how poorly prepared and coached this team is….

We have a dipshit WR celebrating a TD down 21 to the fucking 2-10 Cardinals. How embarrassing. Such a bad look, but a look I’ve grown accustomed to because our Coach is a fucking absolute dope.

The defense allowed a shitty Cardinals team to go 99 goddamn yards for the go ahead TD following the pathetic 4th and goal failure.

I fucking seriously hate this team. It’s not fun to watch them. Ever. Crazy me but I kinda thought the Cardinals game would be an entertaining win, not an asskicking but a good solid win where we as fans enjoyed most of it. WRONG

In closing, I can’t wait for this POS season to be over. Only thing that’s happened that I’ve truly enjoyed is:

Beating the Ravens

Firing Canada

And watch Tomlin further solidify his standing as a “game day dumb fuck.”

Rah Rah. Go Team Go!

Jizz

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:48 pm

Yuuuuuuuuge game

The high flying Patriots offense comes to town led by the two-headed QB combo of Bailey Zappe and Mac Jones.

They’re coming off an impressive performance against the Chargers that saw them score a Blutarsky on offense and accumulate an amazing 257 total yards, 13 first downs and 109 yards passing.

If we couldn’t contain the prolific attack of the Cardinals, we’ll be hard pressed to contain this scary Patriots offense.

Incredibly we are still the 5th seed in the AFC playoff standings. That in itself is mind boggling, yet a win Thursday against a talented, genius-led Patriots team would further cement our place as the 5th seed through 13 glorious games.

Many of you are probably excited about the possibility of punching a ticket to the dance. Many of the same people will proclaim “you never know what’ll happen if we get in.”

That’s where you lose me, no pun intended. I know what’ll happen. Anyone who can take off their rose colored Homer glasses for just a few seconds can see what'll happen. Another fucking embarrassing and painful to watch playoff loss.

To expect anything different you are either a Tomlin supporter, incredibly naive, or just plain fucking stupid.

Do I want them to win Thursday? Of course I do. Do I expect a win? Ha. Nope. #becauseTomlin

This team is so stupid, so undisciplined, so lost, that they have no business being an AFC playoff team. They don’t. They just suck. And suck bad.

Mason Cole should be booed off the field if that fucking dunce HC continues to allow this jerkoff to snap the ball at the feet of our QBs in shotgun.

Our special teams “ace” was a complete fucking idiot last week. Killebrew is an example of how poorly prepared and coached this team is….

We have a dipshit WR celebrating a TD down 21 to the fucking 2-10 Cardinals. How embarrassing. Such a bad look, but a look I’ve grown accustomed to because our Coach is a fucking absolute dope.

The defense allowed a shitty Cardinals team to go 99 goddamn yards for the go ahead TD following the pathetic 4th and goal failure.

I fucking seriously hate this team. It’s not fun to watch them. Ever. Crazy me but I kinda thought the Cardinals game would be an entertaining win, not an asskicking but a good solid win where we as fans enjoyed most of it. WRONG

In closing, I can’t wait for this POS season to be over. Only thing that’s happened that I’ve truly enjoyed is:

Beating the Ravens

Firing Canada

And watch Tomlin further solidify his standing as a “game day dumb fuck.”

Rah Rah. Go Team Go!

Jizz

Benny2Kenny wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 6:35 pm

I can see the entire Patriot team masturbating in unison in a single file line.

They will then methodically step forward to a kneeling Tomlin.

Then, one at a time, each will machine gun several thick white ropes directly down his throat.

That's how I see the game going.

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:48 pm

Yuuuuuuuuge game

The high flying Patriots offense comes to town led by the two-headed QB combo of Bailey Zappe and Mac Jones.

They’re coming off an impressive performance against the Chargers that saw them score a Blutarsky on offense and accumulate an amazing 257 total yards, 13 first downs and 109 yards passing.

If we couldn’t contain the prolific attack of the Cardinals, we’ll be hard pressed to contain this scary Patriots offense.

Incredibly we are still the 5th seed in the AFC playoff standings. That in itself is mind boggling, yet a win Thursday against a talented, genius-led Patriots team would further cement our place as the 5th seed through 13 glorious games.

Many of you are probably excited about the possibility of punching a ticket to the dance. Many of the same people will proclaim “you never know what’ll happen if we get in.”

That’s where you lose me, no pun intended. I know what’ll happen. Anyone who can take off their rose colored Homer glasses for just a few seconds can see what'll happen. Another fucking embarrassing and painful to watch playoff loss.

To expect anything different you are either a Tomlin supporter, incredibly naive, or just plain fucking stupid.

Do I want them to win Thursday? Of course I do. Do I expect a win? Ha. Nope. #becauseTomlin

This team is so stupid, so undisciplined, so lost, that they have no business being an AFC playoff team. They don’t. They just suck. And suck bad.

Mason Cole should be booed off the field if that fucking dunce HC continues to allow this jerkoff to snap the ball at the feet of our QBs in shotgun.

Our special teams “ace” was a complete fucking idiot last week. Killebrew is an example of how poorly prepared and coached this team is….

We have a dipshit WR celebrating a TD down 21 to the fucking 2-10 Cardinals. How embarrassing. Such a bad look, but a look I’ve grown accustomed to because our Coach is a fucking absolute dope.

The defense allowed a shitty Cardinals team to go 99 goddamn yards for the go ahead TD following the pathetic 4th and goal failure.

I fucking seriously hate this team. It’s not fun to watch them. Ever. Crazy me but I kinda thought the Cardinals game would be an entertaining win, not an asskicking but a good solid win where we as fans enjoyed most of it. WRONG

In closing, I can’t wait for this POS season to be over. Only thing that’s happened that I’ve truly enjoyed is:

Beating the Ravens

Firing Canada

And watch Tomlin further solidify his standing as a “game day dumb fuck.”

Rah Rah. Go Team Go!

Jizz

fractalsteel wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:11 pm

I think Tomlin is secretly coaching the Penguins power play.

swissvale72 wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:10 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:48 pm

Yuuuuuuuuge game

The high flying Patriots offense comes to town led by the two-headed QB combo of Bailey Zappe and Mac Jones.

They’re coming off an impressive performance against the Chargers that saw them score a Blutarsky on offense and accumulate an amazing 257 total yards, 13 first downs and 109 yards passing.

If we couldn’t contain the prolific attack of the Cardinals, we’ll be hard pressed to contain this scary Patriots offense.

Incredibly we are still the 5th seed in the AFC playoff standings. That in itself is mind boggling, yet a win Thursday against a talented, genius-led Patriots team would further cement our place as the 5th seed through 13 glorious games.

Many of you are probably excited about the possibility of punching a ticket to the dance. Many of the same people will proclaim “you never know what’ll happen if we get in.”

That’s where you lose me, no pun intended. I know what’ll happen. Anyone who can take off their rose colored Homer glasses for just a few seconds can see what'll happen. Another fucking embarrassing and painful to watch playoff loss.

To expect anything different you are either a Tomlin supporter, incredibly naive, or just plain fucking stupid.

Do I want them to win Thursday? Of course I do. Do I expect a win? Ha. Nope. #becauseTomlin

This team is so stupid, so undisciplined, so lost, that they have no business being an AFC playoff team. They don’t. They just suck. And suck bad.

Mason Cole should be booed off the field if that fucking dunce HC continues to allow this jerkoff to snap the ball at the feet of our QBs in shotgun.

Our special teams “ace” was a complete fucking idiot last week. Killebrew is an example of how poorly prepared and coached this team is….

We have a dipshit WR celebrating a TD down 21 to the fucking 2-10 Cardinals. How embarrassing. Such a bad look, but a look I’ve grown accustomed to because our Coach is a fucking absolute dope.

The defense allowed a shitty Cardinals team to go 99 goddamn yards for the go ahead TD following the pathetic 4th and goal failure.

I fucking seriously hate this team. It’s not fun to watch them. Ever. Crazy me but I kinda thought the Cardinals game would be an entertaining win, not an asskicking but a good solid win where we as fans enjoyed most of it. WRONG

In closing, I can’t wait for this POS season to be over. Only thing that’s happened that I’ve truly enjoyed is:

Beating the Ravens

Firing Canada

And watch Tomlin further solidify his standing as a “game day dumb fuck.”

Rah Rah. Go Team Go!

Jizz

You can continue on with your sarcastic bullshit, and make unfounded allegations about those of us who will consistenly stand behind our team and root for them to make the playoffs.

For me, it's simple. I don't necessarily "expect" a particular playoff result, but I'd sure as FUCK rather see my team participating in the tournament than staying the fuck home and our being treated to watching teams that we don't give a fuck about.

So go out fly fishing, go sell beachwear at the haberdashery or whatever else you might rather do than watch Steeler football.

Me? I'm going to be watching Thursday night....hoping we come out with a W, regardless of how many yards we gain, or point we score...and I'll be happy AF if we do. And....I'll be even happier AF if Steelers are still playing football on the second weekend of January....even at the risk of their losing big.

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:21 pm

swissvale72 wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:10 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:48 pm

Yuuuuuuuuge game

The high flying Patriots offense comes to town led by the two-headed QB combo of Bailey Zappe and Mac Jones.

They’re coming off an impressive performance against the Chargers that saw them score a Blutarsky on offense and accumulate an amazing 257 total yards, 13 first downs and 109 yards passing.

If we couldn’t contain the prolific attack of the Cardinals, we’ll be hard pressed to contain this scary Patriots offense.

Incredibly we are still the 5th seed in the AFC playoff standings. That in itself is mind boggling, yet a win Thursday against a talented, genius-led Patriots team would further cement our place as the 5th seed through 13 glorious games.

Many of you are probably excited about the possibility of punching a ticket to the dance. Many of the same people will proclaim “you never know what’ll happen if we get in.”

That’s where you lose me, no pun intended. I know what’ll happen. Anyone who can take off their rose colored Homer glasses for just a few seconds can see what'll happen. Another fucking embarrassing and painful to watch playoff loss.

To expect anything different you are either a Tomlin supporter, incredibly naive, or just plain fucking stupid.

Do I want them to win Thursday? Of course I do. Do I expect a win? Ha. Nope. #becauseTomlin

This team is so stupid, so undisciplined, so lost, that they have no business being an AFC playoff team. They don’t. They just suck. And suck bad.

Mason Cole should be booed off the field if that fucking dunce HC continues to allow this jerkoff to snap the ball at the feet of our QBs in shotgun.

Our special teams “ace” was a complete fucking idiot last week. Killebrew is an example of how poorly prepared and coached this team is….

We have a dipshit WR celebrating a TD down 21 to the fucking 2-10 Cardinals. How embarrassing. Such a bad look, but a look I’ve grown accustomed to because our Coach is a fucking absolute dope.

The defense allowed a shitty Cardinals team to go 99 goddamn yards for the go ahead TD following the pathetic 4th and goal failure.

I fucking seriously hate this team. It’s not fun to watch them. Ever. Crazy me but I kinda thought the Cardinals game would be an entertaining win, not an asskicking but a good solid win where we as fans enjoyed most of it. WRONG

In closing, I can’t wait for this POS season to be over. Only thing that’s happened that I’ve truly enjoyed is:

Beating the Ravens

Firing Canada

And watch Tomlin further solidify his standing as a “game day dumb fuck.”

Rah Rah. Go Team Go!

Jizz

You can continue on with your sarcastic bullshit, and make unfounded allegations about those of us who will consistenly stand behind our team and root for them to make the playoffs.

For me, it's simple. I don't necessarily "expect" a particular playoff result, but I'd sure as FUCK rather see my team participating in the tournament than staying the fuck home and our being treated to watching teams that we don't give a fuck about.

So go out fly fishing, go sell beachwear at the haberdashery or whatever else you might rather do than watch Steeler football.

Me? I'm going to be watching Thursday night....hoping we come out with a W, regardless of how many yards we gain, or point we score...and I'll be happy AF if we do. And....I'll be even happier AF if Steelers are still playing football on the second weekend of January....even at the risk of their losing big.

That’s cool Swiss

That also prolongs Tomlin’s tenure

But you do you

and FYI, thanks for being a fucking jinx last week

franco>madden wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:43 pm

Yeeeaaahhh, here's the thing, Jizz (may I call you Jizz? Back in my day it would've been 'Mr. Mop' if we hadn't formally been introduced yet ) ...

You just composed the best SF post of the year above, well written and I agree with every word about the sad state of this team.

But Swiss is right: there's a flaw in your (and my) premise. If there's anything Art ll has in common with his far greater ancestors it's his familiarity with the concept of the 'infalibility' of the Pope, and seeing as Swiss is wise beyond anyone else here in the mysterious inner workings of Steelerdom, I 100% trust & fear he is correct --- Like the Pope, there's no way MT is ever going to be canned, maybe short of the entire organization first being fired and the stadium demolished. Then maybe?

franco>madden wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:23 pm

Thanks JM ... Oh I'm well aware of the historical basis of your nick, and just think of the carnage if even half the foes of kc had contracted the you-know-whats cancer wished upon them uncounted times

(and thanks for undermining my entire credibility with my teenage son, who just sat laughing at your screen name when I handed him my phone last Sunday while driving to read me what the denizens of this esteemed website were saying in reaction to our latest flop )

Orangesteel wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:03 pm

I’m ready for the Mitch Trubisky story arch to be complete. In all honesty I’m pretty confident the next 5 games are Mitch’s last chance to see NFL action. Maybe a CFL stint or he goes off into coaching, but legitimately his lost shot to catch the attention of someone that he still has something to offer even as a backup.

With what he makes now? He’s likely to be cut and who is dumb enough to dump the money into him that we have?

blu wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:17 pm

To limp into the playoffs & get embarrassed & blown up in that game by the better-coached competitor is no fun. This is supposed to be fun, isn't it?

Benny2Kenny wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 6:35 pm

I can see the entire Patriot team masturbating in unison in a single file line.

They will then methodically step forward to a kneeling Tomlin.

Then, one at a time, each will machine gun several thick white ropes directly down his throat.

That's how I see the game going.

Deebo wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:05 pm

Orangesteel wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:03 pm

I’m ready for the Mitch Trubisky story arch to be complete. In all honesty I’m pretty confident the next 5 games are Mitch’s last chance to see NFL action. Maybe a CFL stint or he goes off into coaching, but legitimately his lost shot to catch the attention of someone that he still has something to offer even as a backup.

With what he makes now? He’s likely to be cut and who is dumb enough to dump the money into him that we have?

I disagree with this. Mitch has "pedigree" (top 5 pick) and that counts for a TON in this league. He'll continue to bounce around in this league as a backup or 3rd stringer. He's only been in the league for 6 years so he's still considered fairly young. Not a bad gig

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:25 pm

Rooting for losses and watching losses are two diff things

I don’t root for losses

If losses come, I hope with each embarrassing one it gets Tomlin closer to being gone for good

K_C_ wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:38 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:25 pm

Rooting for losses and watching losses are two diff things

I don’t root for losses

If losses come, I hope with each embarrassing one it gets Tomlin closer to being gone for good

Tomlin isn’t getting fired.

When Mike Tomlin leaves, it will be on his terms.

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:48 pm

K_C_ wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:38 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:25 pm

Rooting for losses and watching losses are two diff things

I don’t root for losses

If losses come, I hope with each embarrassing one it gets Tomlin closer to being gone for good

Tomlin isn’t getting fired.

When Mike Tomlin leaves, it will be on his terms.

Prob but I think his trade value has to cross the idiot owner’s minds