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Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:42 am
by jeemie
Blames a "banana dish" she made for Thanksgiving that he "ate too much of"
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Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:54 am
by Steelperch
How much bananas foster did fat fuck Najee eat to get sick three days later?
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:58 am
by swissvale72
Heard him say that. Still shouldn't make him stop running mid-play
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:12 am
by tbsteel
I've read that Najee has an unnaturally large o-ring, so he struggles with solid movements. Might have been part of the issue on Sunday.
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:18 am
by Orangesteel
So basically if he would have went full speed there he would have crapped himself mid-stride?
OK…
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:32 am
by tbsteel
Orangesteel wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:18 am
So basically if he would have went full speed there he would have crapped himself mid-stride?
OK…
Kids today are too soft.
Back in my day, we'd shit our pants
multiple times a game and not even take a single play off.
In fact, my coach growing up would inspect our undies after each game and if they weren't absolutely coated in shit then we'd have to run extra laps in practice the next week (during which, we'd be expected to shit our pants even more). Sometimes our coach would take our soiled, shitty britches back to his "home lab" where he said he was doing "further studies" and most of the time we never got them back (I think he was secretly having sex with our shit).
Man, those were the days!
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:18 pm
by Dan Smith--BYU
Najeh Davenport would have just left it all out on the field like a real gamer.
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 2:46 am
by Obviously
Dan Smith--BYU wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:18 pm
Najeh Davenport would have just left it all out on the field like a real gamer.
I still crack up thinking about someone on this board updating Davenport's Wikipedia page with "Dump Truck" as his nickname.
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:31 am
by VeritasSteel
tbsteel wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:12 am
I've read that Najee has an unnaturally large o-ring, so he struggles with solid movements. Might have been part of the issue on Sunday.
So you're admitting to reading "big black man ass" magazines or proctology weekly reports for fun?
Re: Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:52 am
by SteelerDayTrader
VeritasSteel wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:31 am
tbsteel wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:12 am
I've read that Najee has an unnaturally large o-ring, so he struggles with solid movements. Might have been part of the issue on Sunday.
So you're admitting to reading "big black man ass" magazines or proctology weekly reports for fun?
Are you new here ???