(Juice) Bell's Rip on Skip Bayless (Rap)

[BethlehemSteel]

http://www.pennlive.com/steelers/index. ... yless.html

hear it here:
https://soundcloud.com/juicewetrust/jui ... mp-bayless

Juice (Bell)

Bell on Bayless, who has been critical of the Steelers' back in the past:

1. Ratings and rushing yards

"You say whatever for ratings

I'm not blind i can see it

You say i'm just an avg rb no way you believe it. You're talking down for no reason, talking down for no reason.

Because you know my numbers crazy when I'm done with the season.

Sometimes I hate that you breathin'."

Bell adds a reference to Richard Sherman, who somewhat famously reminded the then-ESPN personality that he got a degree from Stanford
2. "The Shrimp"

"I told you I'm on a mission, but the Shrimp didn't listen.

Undisputed was tempting, but I couldn't get with it.

You want to talk for attention? Well look, here's your attention, yuh."

3. Tom Brady gets his name dropped

"The Shrimpy know he act crazy, deflate ya just like I'm Brady.

I guess your vision's a blur. Guess the only way he like me is if I play for the Spurs."

[R_S]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

[Pabst]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

Are you referring to Lev Bell or Skip Bayless?

[rooneytunes]

https://soundcloud.com/juicewetrust/jui ... mp-bayless


Can't wait for the "Get off my lawn" replies.

[swissvale72]

He's a knucklehead.....but funny!!!

[Ice]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

Geez. Lighten up, dude. Think of it this way, nobody ever pulled a muscle making fun of Skip Bayless in a studio.

[Legacy User]

Here's some more lines:

The juice gets squeezed outta the season
From my groin to breakin my knees in
3x bounced outta playoffs n that's part of the reason

6 career playoff games n I missed almost four
Me n Blount hotboxin then pd came to car door
Got my suspension down to 3 games from 4
Talk'n deflated balls after Brady used us to wipe the floor

[Legacy User]

Here's some more lines:

The juice gets squeezed outta the season
From my groin to breakin my knees in
3x bounced outta playoffs n that's part of the reason

6 career playoff games n I missed almost four
Me n Blount hotboxin then pd came to car door
Got my suspension down to 3 games from 4
Talk'n deflated balls after Brady used us to wipe the floor

I laughed then cried, Miter

[Steelcody7]

LB wouldn't make it as a rapper. He's simply not any better than most guys who mess around rapping on the weekends. Monotone as hell and slow. His lyrics are bland as hell too.

Hope the MF stays healthy and sober next season.

[Nick79]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

How is he making an ass of himself? Because he's not acting like a white guy from the '50s? People take this mild, innocent stuff way to seriously.

[Legacy User]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

How is he making an ass of himself? Because he's not acting like a white guy from the '50s? People take this mild, innocent stuff way to seriously.

Uh, it's because his rapping sucks, Nick, and he thinks it does not.

I know you think that Natural Born Killers depicts a perfectly acceptable lifestyle and that everyone is too uptight, but sometimes it's more simple than that.

[R_S]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

How is he making an ass of himself? Because he's not acting like a white guy from the '50s? People take this mild, innocent stuff way to seriously.

So now every time a sports reporter criticizes him he's going to drop a nasty rhyme on him in his latest song? That's lame as fuck.

[Nick79]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

How is he making an ass of himself? Because he's not acting like a white guy from the '50s? People take this mild, innocent stuff way to seriously.

Uh, it's because his rapping sucks, Nick, and he thinks it does not.

I know you think that Natural Born Killers depicts a perfectly acceptable lifestyle and that everyone is too uptight, but sometimes it's more simple than that.

So his rapping sucks, if he enjoys doing it, why does it bother you. He's not hurting anybody.

[Nick79]

isn't there enough money in football these days? Must not be if these guys need to make an ass of themselves at a second job.

How is he making an ass of himself? Because he's not acting like a white guy from the '50s? People take this mild, innocent stuff way to seriously.

So now every time a sports reporter criticizes him he's going to drop a nasty rhyme on him in his latest song? That's lame as fuck.

So what? I honestly don't get why anyone cares? This is so much ado about NOTHING!

[Donnie Brasco]

I know you think that Natural Born Killers depicts a perfectly acceptable lifestyle and that everyone is too uptight, but sometimes it's more simple than that.

[Ice]

I know you think that Natural Born Killers depicts a perfectly acceptable lifestyle and that everyone is too uptight, but sometimes it's more simple than that.

I lost some coffee to this one, too, but I do tend to agree with Nick, even if it sucks. Some people paint for amusement and stress relief. Doesn't mean they have to be a Dutch master.

[Nick79]

I know you think that Natural Born Killers depicts a perfectly acceptable lifestyle and that everyone is too uptight, but sometimes it's more simple than that.

I lost some coffee to this one, too, but I do tend to agree with Nick, even if it sucks. Some people paint for amusement and stress relief. Doesn't mean they have to be a Dutch master.

The only reason anybody would listen to his amateur rapping is because he can run the football.

[R_S]

Nick, please realize when someone comments on a random thread made in the offseason, it doesn't necessarily mean they "care". If I only posted in threads that I care about you'd probably never hear from me again.