Steelers #10 in this power ranking. Rats dead last.

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:37 pm

You go Lance, she's hot as hell.

Matt Schaubs wife looks horrible. Actually she should be last..Jones woman doesn't look THAT bad. And even though I prefer brunettes, google pics of Bortles gf and tell me she shouldn't be #1

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:25 pm

Luca Brasi wrote:You go Lance, she's hot as hell.

Matt Schaubs wife looks horrible. Actually she should be last..Jones woman doesn't look THAT bad. And even though I prefer brunettes, google pics of Bortles gf and tell me she shouldn't be #1


Bortles' girlfriend does have some huge, um, "tracks of land"!

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Post by RemoAZ » Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:34 pm

Luca Brasi wrote:You go Lance, she's hot as hell.

Matt Schaubs wife looks horrible. Actually she should be last..Jones woman doesn't look THAT bad. And even though I prefer brunettes, google pics of Bortles gf and tell me she shouldn't be #1


I didn't have to Google her before coming to that opinion. Wow!
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Post by Steelknife » Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:41 pm

All very attractive, but no way 32 deserved that spot.

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Post by 955876 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:52 pm

You go Lance. Yummy lil cutie there.

That list overall was REALLY weak. Guarantee it would be much better if accurate.

For example, the hag that "won" for the AZ Cardinals.

No way that's the hottest WAG on a team that resides in AZ. No way.

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:09 pm

Moore's gf is very photogenic herself if you google her name :shock:

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Post by 955876 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:15 pm

Very much so indeed

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:20 pm

Disappointing. No shit. Only about a half dozen I immediately categorize as unobtainable. About 10 last calls. I would say Nicks, Gates, Celeks, Moores, and Deckers old ladies are the only ones that look like they would suck a cock with vigor if shopping after wasn't involved.

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:27 pm

No way Greg Olsen's girl should be in the high 20s. Much better than at least half of them.

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Post by Kodiak » Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:50 pm

It looked like a little thought was put into the top-10, and the rest were drawn out of a hat. Some realy fucked-up choices in those rankings.

I had no idea Aaron Rodger was dating Olivia Munn. Ahhhh, the life of a pro athlete
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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:23 pm

I looked at these again and I'm thinking Aaron Murray's girlfriend is tops. Then Moore's, Welkers , Staffords and Bortles. That should cover it :lol:

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Post by R_S » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:40 pm

Luca Brasi wrote:You go Lance, she's hot as hell.

Matt Schaubs wife looks horrible. Actually she should be last..Jones woman doesn't look THAT bad. And even though I prefer brunettes, google pics of Bortles gf and tell me she shouldn't be #1


Bortles chick is overrated IMO. Kind of a butter face, no?

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Post by Kodiak » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:51 pm

R S wrote:Bortles chick is overrated IMO. Kind of a butter face, no?


Only time I'd be looking at her face was when taking aim :lol:
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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:56 pm

R S wrote:
Luca Brasi wrote:You go Lance, she's hot as hell.

Matt Schaubs wife looks horrible. Actually she should be last..Jones woman doesn't look THAT bad. And even though I prefer brunettes, google pics of Bortles gf and tell me she shouldn't be #1


Bortles chick is overrated IMO. Kind of a butter face, no?



Kinda..but damn that body

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Post by R_S » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:54 pm

Kodiak wrote:
R S wrote:Bortles chick is overrated IMO. Kind of a butter face, no?


Only time I'd be looking at her face was when taking aim :lol:



I'm by no means saying I wouldn't put in work to beat that up, but if we are talking overall hottest, i gotta go with Anna Burns. Fuck you Welka.

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:56 pm

Well, I'm glad we picked up Lance Moore so we could place 10th on this list. Who knows where we'd be without him!

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Post by R_S » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:07 pm

Zivco wrote:Disappointing. No shit. Only about a half dozen I immediately categorize as unobtainable. About 10 last calls. I would say Nicks, Gates, Celeks, Moores, and Deckers old ladies are the only ones that look like they would suck a cock with vigor if shopping after wasn't involved.


I'll be a hater, but I just looked at Lance Moore's girl's instagram. Looks like she does bottle service at a club in SD. High maintenance. half naked on the internet, pics of her christian louboutin shoes, most of those girls are just looking for a payday. Bottle rats. not marriage material. Ben found marriage material.

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