Failed Conditioning Test Guesses

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Failed Conditioning Test Guesses

Post by FC » Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:38 pm

My guesses

Will Simmons
Cam Thomas
Bryant Browning



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Post by steelclan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:07 pm

Mccullers.

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Post by Legacy User » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:34 pm

No one fails...

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Post by Mick » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:41 pm

Ill be straight up surprised and impressed if mccullers passes.

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Post by Legacy User » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:49 pm

mick wrote:Ill be straight up surprised and impressed if mccullers passes.


McCullers isnt fat, just huge.

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Post by Jobu » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:54 pm

I'M NOT FAT! I'M BIG BONED!

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Post by Mick » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:01 pm

SteelerzEdsaL7 wrote:
mick wrote:Ill be straight up surprised and impressed if mccullers passes.


McCullers isnt fat, just huge.
you can be out of shape without being obese.

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Post by Steelafan77 » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:09 pm

4 fattest dudes on the roster are McCullers, Simmons, Thomas and Gilbert. I'm going with those four.

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Post by fractalsteel » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:15 pm

They all pass-total team focus on first task.

Speaking of this test it always reminds me of Casey Hampton.
Since it would seem he is/has stayed retired it would be nice if the Steelers had a day for him at Heinz field in the near future. Bring him out and let the crowd give him one last ovation. The man deserves it for all the great years he brought us.

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Post by Legacy User » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:33 pm

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Post by Legacy User » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:42 pm

Zivco wrote:Image

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Black is SLIMMING too :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Steelafan77 » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:42 pm

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Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick

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Post by bradshaw2ben » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:45 pm

SteelBack wrote:
Zivco wrote:Image

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Black is SLIMMING too :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fat Casey would lose a race with a stationary bike.
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Post by Legacy User » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:50 pm

No one. Optimism needed.

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Post by Legacy User » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:12 pm

Last year, one of the guys who struggled the most with the conditioning test was a UDFA CB. Nigel something-or-other from Nebraska, if I recall correctly.

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Post by Kodiak » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:24 pm

Steelafan77 wrote:Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.


Nahhh, you're just seeing some extra anchor weight he's added :lol:
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Post by Legacy User » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:26 pm

Per Lolley via twitter:

Steelers have completed their run test. Looks like everyone finished

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Post by steelclan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:56 pm

Glad I was wrong.

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Post by FC » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:45 pm

G Ramon Foster (death in the family) and P Adam Podlesh (wife about to give birth) aren't present at St. Vincent College.

Its not over until that fat bastard crosses the goaline ;)

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Post by steelclan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:12 pm

FC wrote:G Ramon Foster (death in the family) and P Adam Podlesh (wife about to give birth) aren't present at St. Vincent College.

Its not over until that fat bastard crosses the goaline ;)


That fat sod is one of the best pass pro guards in the NFL.

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Post by Legacy User » Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:04 am

Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick


Pouncey Twins before pic- Image

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Post by tbsteel » Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:27 am

Zivco wrote:
Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick


Pouncey Twins before pic- Image


:lol: Nice.
*reserves the right to roots for losses*

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Post by Legacy User » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:28 am

Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick

This fuckhead is #1 on my shitlist. He better be balling at a pro bowl level this year.

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Post by Legacy User » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:32 am

Y-Town Steel wrote:
Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick

This fuckhead is #1 on my shitlist. He better be balling at a pro bowl level this year.


You just knew this fuckhead was a gang member. He hangs out at clubs. Gang members hang out at clubs. Gang members wear bandanas. Fat Bouncey Pouncey rolls up wearing blue bandana pattern shorts?! Plus, Ryan Clark and Sanders all but told us Pouncey smokes weed and deals it to team members. No other center in the league had team mates say there's weed smoking on the team, so you know he smokes weed regularly. Christ, you can tell he's stoned in the photo. He's walking the wrong way, away from player check-in. WTF!

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Post by Legacy User » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:57 pm

I didn't say all that, but I can see why you might feel that way.

If it looks like a duck...

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Post by Mick » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:34 pm

Y-Town Steel wrote:I didn't say all that, but I can see why you might feel that way.

If it looks like a duck...
...then it's probably a gun toting, drug dealing thug fo life.

Back on topic, worilds being 'able to perform' is a notable positive. And as stated, I am surprised and pleased by mccullers passing conditioning.

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Post by Legacy User » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:40 pm

Y-Town Steel wrote:
Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick

This fuckhead is #1 on my shitlist. He better be balling at a pro bowl level this year.


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Post by Legacy User » Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:32 pm

Still Lit wrote:
Y-Town Steel wrote:
Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick

This fuckhead is #1 on my shitlist. He better be balling at a pro bowl level this year.


You just knew this fuckhead was a gang member. He hangs out at clubs. Gang members hang out at clubs. Gang members wear bandanas. Fat Bouncey Pouncey rolls up wearing blue bandana pattern shorts?! Plus, Ryan Clark and Sanders all but told us Pouncey smokes weed and deals it to team members. No other center in the league had team mates say there's weed smoking on the team, so you know he smokes weed regularly. Christ, you can tell he's stoned in the photo. He's walking the wrong way, away from player check-in. WTF!

:lol:

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Post by Steelafan77 » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:30 pm

Still Lit wrote:
Y-Town Steel wrote:
Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick

This fuckhead is #1 on my shitlist. He better be balling at a pro bowl level this year.


You just knew this fuckhead was a gang member. He hangs out at clubs. Gang members hang out at clubs. Gang members wear bandanas. Fat Bouncey Pouncey rolls up wearing blue bandana pattern shorts?! Plus, Ryan Clark and Sanders all but told us Pouncey smokes weed and deals it to team members. No other center in the league had team mates say there's weed smoking on the team, so you know he smokes weed regularly. Christ, you can tell he's stoned in the photo. He's walking the wrong way, away from player check-in. WTF!

I'm thinking he has to walk to the back of his SUV pop open the liftback and retrieve his luggage?

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Post by V DUB » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:50 am

SteelerzEdsaL7 wrote:
Y-Town Steel wrote:
Steelafan77 wrote:Image

Looks like Maurkice could use some conditioning here in this photo.

Side note: Diggin' those shorts. Look like the handkerchief/bandanna design. *Sick

This fuckhead is #1 on my shitlist. He better be balling at a pro bowl level this year.


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Nope.

Obviously Quinten Tarentino.

Obviously obvious.

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