
Run the ball
Stop the run
Football 101
Times have changed
The game I love is a shell of its former self
Now?
Pass the ball
Stop the pass
YOUR beloved Steelers?
Well…
…They got some catchin up to do (Thanks Tombert)
You don’t have a quarterback
You got nothin.
Let’s build up the trenches while we’re waiting.
Kimo Von Oelhoffen, where art thou?
• You’re not gettin’ Chris Jones, Justin Madubuike or Christian Wilkins (most a pity)
• AJ Epenesa Bills- at 6’6 260 screams 4-3 end but I’m tired of pigeonholing traditional 3-4 DEs to the Steelers. Change up the scheme. Find some chess pieces.
• Jonathan Allen Skins- Played for Steelers’ DL coach Karl Dunbar over in T-Town. All kinds of tired of the losing environment over in Washington. Not a free agent. I’m interested if a veteran cap casualty.
• Leonard Williams Seahawks- Let somebody else overpay (grossly).
• DJ Reader Bengals- Another probably not, but I like poaching from division rivals.
• Javon Kinlaw 49ers- Injury marred start to his career. Prototype size but a reclamation project.
• Raekwon Davis Dolphins- Roll Damn Tide, bitches. Mammoth human, not mammoth production. Another Karl Dunbar disciple.
• Fletcher Cox Eagles- Old warhorse would be that cliché veteran presence. MUCH prefer to get younger. A drafting we will go, a drafting we will go.
• Sheldon Rankins Texans- Feels like he’s been around forever but still just 29.
• Denico Autry Titans- posted 11.5 sacks last year at age 33. Maybe he and Artie are donut buddies.
• Derrick Nnadi Chiefs- Undersized elite run stopper probably not a fit.
• Grover Stewart Colts- Suspended 6 games for PEDs. Active dude even when not juicing.
• Sebastian Joseph-Day 49ers- Seabass offers depth along the DL.
• Teair Tart Texans- Cut by Titans. Another disruptor for the Texans front 7.
• Ashawn Robinson Giants- RTR. BIG, well-traveled, versatile space eater.
• Daquan Jones Bills- Veteran run stopper to give Happy Valley fans a chubby.
• Austin Johnson Chargers- Another veteran run stopper to give Happy Valley fans a chubby.
• Greg Gaines Bucs- Fire hydrant wave player type.
• Malcolm Roach Saints- 6’3 290. One of the younger UFA options. Just not a whole lot out there I’m afraid.
How’s retirement treatin’ ya, Stephon?
• Johnny Newton Illinois- Undersized by Steelers’ antiquated standards, but a fun player.
• Byron Murphy Texas- See Johnny Newton.
• Darrius Robinson Mizzou- First off the bus/chiseled physique. FAST riser sure to be on the Steelers’ radar. Dig him.
• Kris Jenkins Jr. scUM- Tomlin and his NFL bloodlines
• T’vondre Sweat Texas- BIG ‘sum bitch. Should’ve weighed in at the Senior Bowl. We get it, you’re fat. If kid tests even close to Jordan Davis, I’m in.
• Ruke Ohorhoro Clemson- New to the game. Upside player.
• Brandon Dorlus Ducks- Bitch slapped Beaver Stud OT Taliese Fuaga. Saw it with my own two eyes I did.
• Michael Hall Buckeyes- See Johnny Newton.
• McKinnley Jackson Aggies- BIG ‘sum bitch. Just pummeled dudes down in Mobile.
• Maason Smith LSU- Production doesn’t match prototype size.
• Leonard Taylor Canes- Another more ballyhoo than production type.
• Braden Fiske Noles- LIES!!! Listed at 6’5 came in under 6’3 with ’31 arms. Energizer bunny.
• Justin Eboigbe Bama- Versatile kid shined down in Mobile.
• Gabe Hall Baylor- Another Senior Bowl standout. Steelers’ prototype size.
• Dwayne Carter Duke- More production than talent type.
• Tyler Davis Clemson- Another try hard type
• Khristian Boyd Northern Iowa- Another Big ‘un. Shrine Bowl star.
• The rest I leave to YOU and the all important Fury Board draft.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. At first glance, the free agent market is all or nothing for the defensive line position. A few star players but mostly an old/flawed bunch. The Steelers will most likely sign their typical Armon Watts hole filler type. Such a stale, shitty approach. Gotta find another young stud in the draft. Build on the Keeanu Benton momentum.
