
1.) Benjamin Morrison 6’0 190 CB Notre Dame- “In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.” I agree, Stephen. You are free to disagree with my Fightin’ Irish pick here in rd 1, but this fine lad can play (and fits my Irish theme). Oh sure, I too am pins and needles waiting for Ben’s successor, but there’s just no way in Hell I let Tomlin select the next Steelers’ qb. He’s eminently NOT qualified.
2.) Isaiah Bond 5’11 180 WR Texas –“Spicy was big, burly and strong, his pipes were gigantic and so was his schlong! “ Former Buford High School speedster did his best Spicy McHaggis jig to get open on that Jalen Milroe never-ending scramble, game winning TD vs Auburn last season. INCREDIBLE finish to that football game. Google it.
3.) Wyatt Milum 6’6 317 OT West Virginia- “I don’t care if your name is Broderick Crawford. Don’t you know you can’t drive a piece of shit like that on the highway?” Broderick Jones? A bust? IDK (yes). I do know that Broderick’s former coach, Kirby Smart, is a used car salesman. Not a teacher. His focus is and always has been on recruiting not developing. As for Broderick’s current coach, Pat Meyer? Well, I got nothin’ other than FUCK HIM! Anyway, a great slate of games this Labor Day weekend. If Zach Frazier's former line-mate here can shut down Penn State’s Abdul Carter up in Morgantown, he catapults himself into Rd 1 status. LET’S GOOOO MOUNTAINEERS! James Franklin giving 8.5 in a big road opener? Bet your house, literally.
4.) Rylie Mills 6’5 295 DE Notre Dame- “How can you drink all day if you don’t start in the mornin?’” I know Mountaineers can party, but damn, Pat, 30 Guinness’? Holy bloated. “HUP! HUP! HUP!” Classic Mcafee show at JR Mahon’s in glorious downtown Dublin. Sheamus pouring the Guinness, Pat doing an Irish jig with Miss Terri…SLAINTE!
5.) Haynes King 6’3 215 QB Georgia Tech-"Sweetheart, half Mick, half Guinea, I’ll sing with an Italian accent!”. WOW! What a football game! What a setting! I’m moving to Ireland and y’all can’t stop me. Anyway, week Zero is still shit-off stupid, but I was wildly entertained watching the uber athletic Haynes King scramble his way to a Yellow Jacket upset over an overrated bunch of ‘Noles. Ohh I don’t see him as any kind of savior at qb, but this scrappy GAMER can play on my team anytime. Roll with a vet (looks like Dak will be available) until Tomlin gives birth to Art2’s baby and moves on.
5.) (Via Rams) Kaden Prather 6’3 210 WR Maryland – Hopefully, Steelers’ scouts (do we have scouts?) noticed this lad while scouting Zach Frazier while at WVU. Athletic mover could have a breakout season now playing in Mike Locksley’s high-octane offense over in College Park.
6 (Via Texans) Hunter Wohler 6’2 218 S Wisconsin- “Notch 45 you Irish bog bastard“ This ‘sum bitch packs a wallop and we all know the Steelers dig them some Badgers.
7 Ahmari Harvey 6’0 190 CB Georgia Tech- Lad was all over that glorious green grass field in Dublin, Ireland he was. Jumped right off the screen he did. Tackling machine that will surely give Tomlin a Mike Hilton-like chubby.
7.) (Via Eagles) Jamal Haynes 5’9 190 RB Georgia Tech – “This Irishman is here to take all you Guinea’s money.” Yet another standout on the green grass of Dublin. Former WR ran over and around a usually fast Florida State defense. My guy Najee will notch yet another 1,000 yard season and be resigned. Book it, Dano.
7,) (Via Eagles) Gavin Bartholomew 6’5 250 TE Pitt- “Muuuuth!” “Meeeeew!” Yinzer paradise.
Thanks as always for Reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. A GREAT start to the college football ball season will be followed by an INCREDIBLE Labor Day weekend of action! Go IRISH! Go Dawgs! GOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!
