1.) Deone Walker 6’6 345 DL Kentucky- Unicorn. One man wrecking crew against my ‘Dawgs. DOMINATED the line of scrimmage. Yep he’s a monster, but he’s a monster that can really move for such a big dude.
2.) Jalon Walker 6’2 245 LB Georgia- Back to back legit SEC GAME WRECKERS. Grown ass man right here. Proud carrier of the Bad Mother Fucker wallet. Definition of a chess piece. EXPLOSIVE, heat seeking missile that can line up in the middle or the outside and cause chaos and mayhem all over the damn field. Watch your ass, Milroe! Jalon’s comin’ for ya and I’ll be front and center to witness it bitches! DON'T PUCKER, KIRBY!
3.) Tre Harris 6’3 210 WR Ole Miss- Hate the term, but this kid is a BALLER. He and Jaxson Dart a dynamic duo down in Oxford. Save those picks Omar. Buy a stud FA WR in the offseason.
5.) Kalel Mullings 6’2 233 RB Michigan- You don’t think Cool Shades is going to fawn all over this beast? I still think Omar resigns my guy Najee, but if he doesn’t, this one time scUM linebacker can fill his production at day 3 value. Kid ran around and THROUGH a Charmin soft USC front 7. Welcome to Big Ten football, Lincoln ya barrel of monkey nuts.
5.) Malachi Moore 6’0 201 DB Alabama- "I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for quite a while." Ohhh I’ll make it over to T-Town. Get bent, Helene! Roll Tide! Go Dawgs!
6) Xavier Scott 5’11 190 CB Illinois- Caught my eye while scouting my guy Dylan Raiola last Friday night. Mike Hilton around the ball type player that will give Tomlin a chubby.
6.) RJ Maryland 6’4 233 TE SMU- Son of former ‘Cane and Cowboy Russell Maryland. Kid makes catches Muuuuuth can only dream of. Hell, YOU can make catches Muuuuuth can only dream of.
7.) Riley Mahlman 6’8 310 OT Wisconsin- “Maul”-man. Cool name for a lineman. I don’t know about you, but I don’t trust the Steelers to draft OT’s let alone develop them. Just sign them in free agency from now on. Omar will probably need to sign a guard or two while he’s at it depending on what they do with Daniels.
7.) Donte Thornton 6’5 214 WR Tennessee – Oregon transfer the beneficiary of catching rockets from Nico Iamaleava.
7.) Henry Parrish 5’10 185 RB Ole Miss- Excitement on a stick and the walking epitome of modern college football. Started his career at Ole Miss, transferred to Miami, then transferred back to Ole Miss. Lane loves to work that portal…amongst other things.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. Had some spare time today with Hurricane Helene dumping rain on us Southerners so decided to get myself in the mood for McAfee and GAME DAY over in T-Town. I repeat NOTHING will keep me from my Saturday night appointment at Saban Field. NOTHING! Damn Mother Nature. Lousy thug.
