WTF is an Aggie?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2024 6:08 pm
Greatest hit I've ever seen (pretty sure I saw it live too)
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=V1vCZ6zt4Es[/youtube]
MYYYYYY GOOOODNESSSSS
1.) Shemar Stewart 6’6 290 DL Texas A&M- Ron approval pending. The Aggie DL gave LSU studs Emory Jones and Will Campbell all they could handle and then some last week. Easily the most physical football game I’ve seen in a long time. Battle Royal. Hoping the Khan artist was watching too. A rookie RB? Backup Giants’ OL? STOP THE RUN YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES.
2.) Evan Stewart 6’0 175 WR Oregon- Former Five Star Jimbo Fisher recruit left big time Aggie NIL $$$ to chase big time Nike NIL $$$ out in Eugene. The Steelers’ would be wise to sign a premier FA WR as well this offseason because clearly teams are leery of trading with the Khan-artist.
3.) Shemar Turner 6’4 300 DL Texas A&M- The Wrecking Crew indeed. Proud carrier of the “Bad Motherfucker” wallet. This Aggie is one mean ‘sum bitch. Borderline out of control against LSU last week, but this is a DUDE that I want next to me in a fight. Throw in LT Overton (Bama) and Walter Nolan (Ole Miss) and the Aggies would’ve had an even BETTER DL.
5) Trey Zuhn 6’7 315 OT Texas A&M- Personally, I fire Steelers’ OL coach Pat Meyer like yesterday, but at least former Aggie LT Dan Moore has FINALLY come along. Maybe Meyer will get 4 more years to develop another Aggie OT.
5) Bryce Foster 6’5 330 OL Kansas- Jimbo sure could recruit, couldn’t he? Money talks, bitches. The interior OL is fixin’ to be a strength, but depth will be needed after James Daniels departs.
6) Le’veon Moss 6’0 215 RB Texas A&M- Madonna, Elvis, Cher, Prince, Le’veon (?). When it comes to the all-time greats, one name is all ya need to know. Aggie QB Marcel Reed stole the show vs LSU, but the Moss kid here did his best Le’veon Bell impersonation running, catching, and pass blocking. Najee saving his best for last. His payday awaits.
6) Scooby Williams 6’2 230 LB Texas A&M- Former Gator made the right decision to become an Aggie (Short for agricultural. I’m not as dumb as y’all think). The Scoobster here can watch Saturday morning cartoons with Mike and Dino.
7.) Will Lee 6’3 190 CB Texas A&M- Steelers corners playing pretty good football. Depth is always needed.
7.) Jalen Royal 6’0 205 WR Utah State- Hell no I’ve never seen a Utah State game, but I do read. I read that this Aggie is an All Mountain West stud who’s out for the season with a foot injury.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. Enjoy the bye-week y'all.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=V1vCZ6zt4Es[/youtube]
MYYYYYY GOOOODNESSSSS
1.) Shemar Stewart 6’6 290 DL Texas A&M- Ron approval pending. The Aggie DL gave LSU studs Emory Jones and Will Campbell all they could handle and then some last week. Easily the most physical football game I’ve seen in a long time. Battle Royal. Hoping the Khan artist was watching too. A rookie RB? Backup Giants’ OL? STOP THE RUN YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES.
2.) Evan Stewart 6’0 175 WR Oregon- Former Five Star Jimbo Fisher recruit left big time Aggie NIL $$$ to chase big time Nike NIL $$$ out in Eugene. The Steelers’ would be wise to sign a premier FA WR as well this offseason because clearly teams are leery of trading with the Khan-artist.
3.) Shemar Turner 6’4 300 DL Texas A&M- The Wrecking Crew indeed. Proud carrier of the “Bad Motherfucker” wallet. This Aggie is one mean ‘sum bitch. Borderline out of control against LSU last week, but this is a DUDE that I want next to me in a fight. Throw in LT Overton (Bama) and Walter Nolan (Ole Miss) and the Aggies would’ve had an even BETTER DL.
5) Trey Zuhn 6’7 315 OT Texas A&M- Personally, I fire Steelers’ OL coach Pat Meyer like yesterday, but at least former Aggie LT Dan Moore has FINALLY come along. Maybe Meyer will get 4 more years to develop another Aggie OT.
5) Bryce Foster 6’5 330 OL Kansas- Jimbo sure could recruit, couldn’t he? Money talks, bitches. The interior OL is fixin’ to be a strength, but depth will be needed after James Daniels departs.
6) Le’veon Moss 6’0 215 RB Texas A&M- Madonna, Elvis, Cher, Prince, Le’veon (?). When it comes to the all-time greats, one name is all ya need to know. Aggie QB Marcel Reed stole the show vs LSU, but the Moss kid here did his best Le’veon Bell impersonation running, catching, and pass blocking. Najee saving his best for last. His payday awaits.
6) Scooby Williams 6’2 230 LB Texas A&M- Former Gator made the right decision to become an Aggie (Short for agricultural. I’m not as dumb as y’all think). The Scoobster here can watch Saturday morning cartoons with Mike and Dino.
7.) Will Lee 6’3 190 CB Texas A&M- Steelers corners playing pretty good football. Depth is always needed.
7.) Jalen Royal 6’0 205 WR Utah State- Hell no I’ve never seen a Utah State game, but I do read. I read that this Aggie is an All Mountain West stud who’s out for the season with a foot injury.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. Enjoy the bye-week y'all.