1.) Emeka Egbuka 6’1 205 WR Ohio State- Sidecar to Maserati Marv and freshman sensation Jeremiah Smith, “Cool Breeze” is the ideal complement to the mercurial George Pickens (yes, the Steelers should pay that man his money).
2.) TJ Sanders 6’4 290 DL South Carolina- “Rock out with your Cock out.” Unless TJ is in fact a crack addict, there’s no way he’s not “high” on the Steelers’ wish list. Versatile leader of a DISRUPTIVE Cocks’ front four, this versatile beast is soaring up draft boards. Man, I sooo wanted the Cocks in the playoffs. Stud qb LaNorris Sellers is a fun watch.
3.) Azareyeh Thomas 6’2 198 CB Florida St- Yes, the 2024 ‘Noles were a dumpster fire but no denying the DB lineage of a once proud program. Last year, I dug me some Renardo Green who was a grand theft selection by the 49ers. This Thomas fella has me feeling a similar tingle.
4.) Dylan Sampson 5’11 205 RB Tennessee- Tomlin does so love a story. Game Day’s feature of Sampson’s friendship with a disabled athlete while on a VOLeaders trip to Africa will surely help Mikey forget all about his boy Najee. Burst on a stick, Sampson is power and personality personified.
5.) Taylen Green 6’6 230 QB Arkansas- Raw talent but possesses intriguing size and skillset worth developing for a year or two behind Russ or Sam Darnold (STFU, Drama).
6.) Cam Skattebo 5’11 215 RB Arizona St- “That’s how a white man runs the football.” Indeed. Shattering Sun Devil single season records, Sampson, Skattebo, and Warren would make a fun backfield trio for your beloved Pittsburgh Steelers.
7.) Nick Dawkins 6’4 300 OC Penn St- “Chocolate Thunder Flyin', Robinzine Cryin', Teeth Shakin', Glass-Breakin', Rump Roastin', Bun Toastin, Wham, Bam, Glass Breaker I Am Jam!” Son of the late 76ers center Darryl Dawkins, this Nittany Lion is a team captain and solid blocker for the dynamic duo up in Happy Valley.
7.) Chaz Chambliss 6’2 250 EDGE Georgia “CHAZ! There’s someone here to see you. PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SKATEBOARD!” Mykel Williams and Jalon Walker are the Bulldog headliners, but ‘ol Chaz here plays with his hair on fire bringing the heat on every snap.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don't. College football playoffs await. GO DAWGS! ROLL TIDE! Ohhh wait...
