1.) Will Johnson 6’2 202 CB Michigan- “Huh? Put down the Hennigans, Drama.” If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised if this scUM stud fell to 21. BUT, I saw him mocked with my own eyes to the Steelers on the ticker all afternoon while watching the Senior Bowl. I guess the assumption here is he’s injury prone and may not run well at Indy. We'll find out soon enough.
2T) Darius Alexander 6’4 310 DL Toledo- Meteoric rise up draft boards after dominating Reece’s Senior Bowl week (holy commercials. I may never eat a peanut butter cup again). Quinyon Mitchell last year, now this Alexander fella. Charles’ Rockets on a roll.
3T) Mason Taylor 6’5 255 TE LSU- “You motor boatin’ son of a bitch, you old sailor you!” You know damn well that ‘ol perv Colin Cowherd buried his face in Aunt Joy’s bacon hangers. Salacious scandal with Woodland Hills own Joy Taylor throwin’ her cat around Fox Sports studios (allegedly). Anyway, son of Jason here yet another attempt to find a viable weapon at the TE position. (Trading Highsmith or Minkah here. I don’t care which. Neither earning their paycheck).
3) Jack Bech 6’2 215 WR TCU- Sentimental story played out today with Bech catching the game winning touchdown. Kid came to play this week honoring his big brother, Tiger, the right way. Puka comps a little strong for me, but hyperbole is what Senior Bowl week is all about.
4) Myles Frazier 6’5 325 OL LSU- Voted top linemen for American squad down in Mobile this week. Shined at both guard and tackle so I guess that means Pat Meyer will play him at center.
4T)) Sai’vion Jones 6’6 280 DE LSU- Disruptor. Another unblockable beast down in Mobile this week. If…huge IF…the Steelers had an actual defensive coordinator, I’d love to see some creative fronts, but alas we do what we do.
5) Billy Bowman 5’10 195 S Oklahoma- “I’ve been everywhere man, crossed the deserts bare man…” Johnny Cash must’ve really liked his chemistry set. Anyway, this Bowman kid’s been everywhere doing the 5 star flip from Notre Dame to Oregon to Norman, Oklahoma. Small, but a versatile, FEISTY little fucker with a nose for the football. Dig him.
5T) RJ Harvey 5’9 208 RB Central Florida- kid has more mileage on him than my car (you thought I was going to say Joy Taylor's boobs) but is excitement on a stick. Holds like every UCF rushing record including 48 career tds. Man, I hope the Steelers resign my guy Najee just to watch the board implode.
7) Jack Kiser 6’2 231 LB Notre Dame- Another kid with a lot of miles on him. This “Captain Jack” has played in more football games for the Irish than any player in the illustrious history of Notre Dame football. The epitome of leadership, here’s hoping the Steelers also draft my guy “Captain Jack” Sawyer. Culture counts y’all.
7) Riley Leonard 6’4 215 QB Notre Dame– Joy’s cans must’ve blinded my guy, Cowherd. On no planet does Riley Leonard remotely resemble Josh Allen. What a gawd awful take. I'd take a late day 3 dart throw on him though. Kid’s a gamer. Go Justin! Ugh. God help us.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. The Senior Bowl (and its hyperbole) are in the books. Next stop? Lucas Oil stadium and glorious downtown Indianapolis, Indiana for the NFL Combine.
