Divisional Round Thread - More Complaints

[Orangesteel]

Who you got? I think these games will be close.

- Eagles over Giants 28-23

- Chiefs over Jags 31 - 24

- Bills over Bungs 30 - 27

- Niners over Cowboys 34 - 30

[Ice]

The Other Half Freak Week collabs will all be as good as Sports Ballin' (OH, Trillium, Vitamin Sea, EQ).

[K_C_]

I don't know.

I'm picking the Giants over the Eagles.

Hurts has to be somewhat rusty and Daboll has Daniel Jones playing phenomenal football.

Both a threat to run and throw

Giants 27 Eagles 23

[K_C_]

Oh and don't be surprised if Dak comes down to earth in a major way.

San Fran 37
Cowboys 17

[Jizz Mop]

I don't know.

I'm picking the Giants over the Eagles.

Hurts has to be somewhat rusty and Daboll has Daniel Jones playing phenomenal football.

Both a threat to run and throw

Giants 27 Eagles 23

I too think this is a game ripe for an upset

[Jizz Mop]

Who you got? I think these games will be close.

- Eagles over Giants 28-23

- Chiefs over Jags 31 - 24

- Bills over Bungs 30 - 27

- Niners over Cowboys 34 - 30

Think that’s how they’ll go as far as winners

Can see Giants w an upset win for some reason

[DP39]

Eagles win: The Giants will put up a very good fight, though.

Chiefs win: If he has time in the pocket, Maholmie should figure out how to win this pretty handedly.

Bills win: Bills have the Hamlin mojo going for them, but I could see the Bungals possibly upsetting them.

Niners win: It wouldn't surprise me if the Cowboys get a bunch of calls that help them, though. With the way the media and NFL is constantly blowing them, especially Parsons (he's a gifted athlete, but if you watch him close, no other player in the NFL is schemed up so well to win his rep on every play....over-rated, imo), I could see it happening.

[Pickett's Platoon]

Call me crazy, but I could see the Jags jizzing on the Chiefs today.

[Jizz Mop]

Call me crazy, but I could see the Jags jizzing on the Chiefs today.

I don’t see this as a jizz game by the Jags

They’re just not that good…..yet

[Mick]

Chiefs, bengals, boys, and eagles roll.

[Pickett's Platoon]

Call me crazy, but I could see the Jags jizzing on the Chiefs today.

I don’t see this as a jizz game by the Jags

They’re just not that good…..yet

I dunno... I could see the Jags D applying a little Appalachian eyebrow gel to Mahomes.

[Jobu]

I don't know.

I'm picking the Giants over the Eagles.

Hurts has to be somewhat rusty and Daboll has Daniel Jones playing phenomenal football.

Both a threat to run and throw

Giants 27 Eagles 23

I too think this is a game ripe for an upset

Me three.

[langer]

Eagles lose Giants 28-23 fuck Philly, they are overrated, so are the Giants, in fact, fuck both these teams from shitty cities. Goddamn Giants are from one of the worst areas on the planet including North Korea...North Jersey.

Chiefs over Jags 31 - 24 Lawrence and his stupid hair come crashing down to earth as Mahomes and his fro score big up early. Lawrence cries afterwards after a couple of Brooke Shields Pantene hair flps. Why doesn't that goofball just go full Farrah Fawcett Majors with that stupid hair of his. He needs to have some hold him down and cut that hair. I've never seen someone so ripe for a clothesline.

You can't tell the difference, c'mon man.



Bills over Bungs 30 - 27 I agree, Josh Allen plays well enough to win, Bungs crumble under the massive Josh Allen balls and suffocate. Joe Burroughs quits halfway through the fourth.

Niners over Cowboys 34 - 17 I think this is a bad loss, Joey Bosa stomps on Dak's melen, Dak gets flustered as he does so easily, quits the game. Although, Micha Parsons is playing well, he is their TJ Watt, if you will, and he could scare the Jesus out of Brock Purty.

Those are my picks goddamit.

[Orangesteel]

Mahomes = freak.

[Orangesteel]

Pickett better be watching this game, and these games, to see the quality of QBs he will need to beat for the next 8-10 years to win a ring. Good luck pal!

[Pickett's Platoon]

Chiefs draw first jizz.

[jeemie]

Call me crazy, but I could see the Jags jizzing on the Chiefs today.

So far, this has not aged well.

[Pickett's Platoon]

Jags are working up a load

[Pickett's Platoon]

CUMSHOT!!!

[El Kabong]

Good drive.

[Jizz Mop]

Pickett better be watching this game, and these games, to see the quality of QBs he will need to beat for the next 8-10 years to win a ring. Good luck pal!

Hopefully everyone on the Steelers is watching

You know….it’s a team game and all

[Texas Steel]

Where the hell was this JJSS when on the Steelers?

[Jizz Mop]

UH OH

[jeemie]

Where the hell was this JJSS when on the Steelers?

Ask him.

He, like many else who left the Steelers, threw shade at the Steelers braintrust.

He said he’s learned more offense in his short time with Andy Reid than he did in five years with the Steelers.

[El Kabong]

That looks painful.

[jeemie]

That is not good for the Chiefs.

[El Kabong]

Where the hell was this JJSS when on the Steelers?

Ask him.

He, like many else who left the Steelers, threw shade at the Steelers braintrust.

He said he’s learned more offense in his short time with Andy Reid than he did in five years with the Steelers.

I'm sure that would be true for many teams whose players go to play for the Chiefs.

[El Kabong]

Oh, he's limping

[LakecrestSteeler]

The dreaded high ankle sprain!

[Ice]

Where the hell was this JJSS when on the Steelers?

First two seasons?