Steelers Offensive Explosion vs Burrowless Bungles Game Comments & Commiseration

[fractalsteel]

DJ running backwards. Some things never change

[Texas Steel]

First play:

Play-Action from the shotgun... check...
Pass to the middle of the field... check...
Pass to a tight end... check...

[StillerDownSouth]

And DJ going backwards, guess they can't coach that out of the offense.

[K_C_]

DJ loves running backwards.

This is why CK Steeler won't bet me that pussy DJ won't get another contract.

[Steelperch]

Will we finally see "Preseason HOFer" Kenny today, or just normal Kenny again?

Probably similar career path as other preseason HOF Steeler, Zamir Cobb.

[BouldernBun]

DJ channeling Jim Marshall and running towards the wrong endzone

[Kodiak.]

They should absolutely go for this

[anpsteel]

Thank god dj ran backwards

[Professor Half Wit]

Ok, maybe DJ does need to be fired into the sun.

[Smashmouth21]

Not that Clank’s negative yards would have helped there…

[Steelperch]

DJ loves running backwards.

This is why CK Steeler won't bet me that pussy DJ won't get another contract.

Why won’t you bet me on Kenny Pickett finishing top 20 in TD passes or QB rating?

[AirRescueFF]

FFS.

[K_C_]

Whose the FUCKING RETARD on special teams?

[Texas Steel]

Ok, 3 Canada plays... one new play... maybe we'll see more new stuff rolled out in the next series!

[Smashmouth21]

Boykin with the rare brain fart. He must have sat next to Clank on the bus.

[jeemie]

Has our punter put on even more weight.

And he was airborne he touched that...or was he never allowed to be in the end zone? Is that the rule?

[fractalsteel]

Flipped the field, Mikey cums.

[Professor Half Wit]

Holy shit. First throw middle of the field.

See, he CAN make these throws.

IDK what the hell his problem is.

[Kodiak.]

So a team that has trouble scoring points, just settled for a net of 22 yards on a punt instead of going for 4th and 2?

That is when you're SUPPOSED to go for fourth down, especially with are allegedly good defense.

[K_C_]

DJ loves running backwards.

This is why CK Steeler won't bet me that pussy DJ won't get another contract.

Why won’t you bet me on Kenny Pickett finishing top 20 in TD passes or QB rating?

Because Kenny's #1 receiver is Diontae Johnson who had 0 TD catches last year and he's saddled with that piece of shit.

Guy sure does "get open" though, huh?



Open running backwards.

[LakecrestSteeler]

Ok, 3 Canada plays... one new play... maybe we'll see more new stuff rolled out in the next series!

What was the new play?

[Professor Half Wit]

This is why CK Steeler won't bet me that pussy DJ won't get another contract.

Why won’t you bet me on Kenny Pickett finishing top 20 in TD passes or QB rating?

Because Kenny's #1 receiver is Diontae Johnson who had 0 TD catches last year and he's saddled with that piece of shit.

Guy sure does "get open" though, huh?



Open running backwards.

He does get open.

But he’s often stupid.

[K_C_]

So a team that has trouble scoring points, just settled for a net of 22 yards on a punt instead of going for 4th and 2?

That is when you're SUPPOSED to go for fourth down, especially with are allegedly good defense.

To be fair, the punt was flawless.

If that was Boykin who was in the end zone, HE'S A FUCKING WINDOW LICKING RETARD.

[RemoAZ]

Well they got 88 involved early and went down the middle. 2 things I wanted however making 18 the #3 didn't. 2 out of three isn't bad. Tomlin still loving in his fears of course.

[Kodiak.]

See, he CAN make these throws.

IDK what the hell his problem is.

Tomlin doesn't like the middle of the field. Too much risk of turnovers. One of the PPG writers also said this.

I mean, you've seen it now through 3 coordinators (including Haley) and 5 or 6 QBs. The offensive design is as Mediocre Mike intends.

[LakecrestSteeler]

Not that Clank’s negative yards would have helped there…

I am pretty sure Clank’s negative yards would be a first down.

[Texas Steel]

Ok, 3 Canada plays... one new play... maybe we'll see more new stuff rolled out in the next series!

What was the new play?

I'd say the first play, play-action to a tight end in the middle of the field. We didn't see the TE get any play in Canada's offense, nor the middle of the field. Sure looked like they dusted something off there.

[Smashmouth21]

Why won’t you bet me on Kenny Pickett finishing top 20 in TD passes or QB rating?

Because Kenny's #1 receiver is Diontae Johnson who had 0 TD catches last year and he's saddled with that piece of shit.

Guy sure does "get open" though, huh?



Open running backwards.

He does get open.

But he’s often stupid.

Yes this is all right. Also, scares the shit out of you that he has to catch in the rain today.

[TTP]

Diontae "Wrong way" Johnson.

Good pass protection so far.

No one open on 3rd and long.

Math says go for it there.

I do understand punting.

Bad punt.

[Steel Bingo]

That's a loss of 2 *if* it was backwards.