Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday

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Najee blames Muth's girlfriend for him having to sit out a bit on Sunday

Post by jeemie » Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:42 am

Blames a "banana dish" she made for Thanksgiving that he "ate too much of"

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDDbWkPSQDw/

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Post by Steelperch » Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:54 am

How much bananas foster did fat fuck Najee eat to get sick three days later?

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Post by swissvale72 » Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:58 am

Heard him say that. Still shouldn't make him stop running mid-play

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Post by tbsteel » Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:12 am

I've read that Najee has an unnaturally large o-ring, so he struggles with solid movements. Might have been part of the issue on Sunday.
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Post by Orangesteel » Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:18 am

So basically if he would have went full speed there he would have crapped himself mid-stride?

OK…
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Post by tbsteel » Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:32 am

Orangesteel wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:18 am
So basically if he would have went full speed there he would have crapped himself mid-stride?

OK…

Kids today are too soft.

Back in my day, we'd shit our pants multiple times a game and not even take a single play off.

In fact, my coach growing up would inspect our undies after each game and if they weren't absolutely coated in shit then we'd have to run extra laps in practice the next week (during which, we'd be expected to shit our pants even more). Sometimes our coach would take our soiled, shitty britches back to his "home lab" where he said he was doing "further studies" and most of the time we never got them back (I think he was secretly having sex with our shit).

Man, those were the days!
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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:18 pm

Najeh Davenport would have just left it all out on the field like a real gamer.
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Post by Obviously » Wed Dec 04, 2024 2:46 am

Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:18 pm
Najeh Davenport would have just left it all out on the field like a real gamer.
I still crack up thinking about someone on this board updating Davenport's Wikipedia page with "Dump Truck" as his nickname.
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Post by VeritasSteel » Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:31 am

tbsteel wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:12 am
I've read that Najee has an unnaturally large o-ring, so he struggles with solid movements. Might have been part of the issue on Sunday.
So you're admitting to reading "big black man ass" magazines or proctology weekly reports for fun?

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Post by SteelerDayTrader » Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:52 am

VeritasSteel wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:31 am
tbsteel wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2024 4:12 am
I've read that Najee has an unnaturally large o-ring, so he struggles with solid movements. Might have been part of the issue on Sunday.
So you're admitting to reading "big black man ass" magazines or proctology weekly reports for fun?
Are you new here ???
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