1.) Aireontae Ersery 6’6 330 OT Minnesota- Row that boat, bitches! Dan Moore has regressed to his norm. I can’t pay that guy. I CAN’T! I WON’T!” Steelers can't miss on a 1st round OT 3 years in a row can they?
2.) LT Overton 6’5 285 DE Alabama- Jimbo Fisher sure could throw that NIL money around. No more 4 lane highways for the Saquons and King Henrys of the league. YOU SUCK, TOMLIN!
3.) Darien Porter 6’4 200 CB Iowa State-It’s a twister indeed, Dorothy. Athletic marvel going to be a fast riser post all star circuit. As long as Teryl is Tomlin’s puppeteer it’s all just a rearranging the chairs activity anyway.
4T) Eli Stowers 6’4 225 TE Vanderbilt- “More former Aggies, Drama, ya barrel of monkey nuts?” This kid is a former 4 star QB recruit turned hybrid weapon for the upstart Commodores. Fun player for a creative OC to…oh wait…never mind.
5.) Jaylin Noel 5’11 200 WR Iowa State- Side car to another Cyclone WR I like in Jayden Higgins. Kid is holy shit fast and physical. Dig him. Going to be more rearranging the deck chairs for this unit as well after they sign a FA or two. What do we do with Georgie? I didn’t like his post game canoodling with Mahomes and Kelce. Lousy thug.
6T) JaQuinden Jackson 6’2 233 RB Arkansas- Ron approval pending. Big Time Longhorn recruit after winning two Texas state titles as a HS quarterback. Utah transfer landed on 2nd team ALL SEC after running rough shot for a fun Hogs team. I hope the Steelers resign Najee just to see the board implode.
7.) Tyler Shough 6’5 225 QB Louisville- Kid is older than B2B. Big time Oregon recruit cashed in on that NIL $ at Texas Tech and most recently the Cardinals. Please baby Jesus let Aaron Rodgers sign with the Steelers this offseason. McAfee becomes must see TV.
7) Dan Jackson 6’1 195 S Georgia- Former walk on had bigger impact than fellow Dawg Malachi Starks (literally. Kid’s a walking targeting penalty). Special teams ace for Danny Smiff’s unit.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. Going to be a great week of football. Enjoy!
