Dolphins at Steelers Game Comments and Super Bowl Plans

[Texas Black & Gold]

This Steelers offense is trying to set back NFL football by about 75 years.

3.7 yards per play.

3.7 x 3 = 11.1. Enough to theoretically keep moving the sticks.

[Steelperch]

Our offense is exactly what Dick Lebeau built a Hall of Fame career, trying to force opposing offenses into. Dink and dunk underneath stuff have to be perfect to move the length of the field to score.

Now we do that shit on purpose

[LakecrestSteeler]

THIS TEAM NEEDS AN ENIMA!

Fucking would rather watch paint dry on grass to
see if it prevents grass from growing.

[Jizz Mop]

11 rushes for 23 yards, Gainwell and Warren

Heyward, (early Doorslammer), 4 rushes 4 yards and a TD

Running game impressive

[Orangesteel]

Can’t wait to see this offense keep up with Josh Allen in the wild card round

Lolz

[Steelperch]

11 rushes for 23 yards, Gainwell and Warren

Heyward, (early Doorslammer), 4 rushes 4 yards and a TD

Running game impressive

Steelers identity is running the ball and stopping the run except we suck at both

[Stlcrtn1974]

This won't work next week, gotta score points this time of year.

[DumlinBumlinStumlin]

Tomlin and his inferior mind has run this franchise into the ground

[Texas Black & Gold]

Speaking of chains, I haven't seen a single measurement with the sticks all season. Did they get rid of using them?

I think it's done electronically now. They have those things that look like goal line pylons, and they have electric eyes or something. The chains are just for backup, I think.

Oh. Cool I didn't know that. Thanks

[.Kodiak]

gotta give them credit. So far they've largely contained Ashane. Which is unexpected after the BUF humiliation.

[Jizz Mop]

11 rushes for 23 yards, Gainwell and Warren

Heyward, (early Doorslammer), 4 rushes 4 yards and a TD

Running game impressive

Steelers identity is running the ball and stopping the run except we suck at both

They might be non-binary

[Steelperch]

7-3 but it's only 7-3 because McDaniel has been very conservative.

Because his quarterback looks like a toddler trying to throw a snowball

[Sir Lambert]

11/11 > 10/11

Math is hard for mediocre Mike

But it's also the perfect example of how absurdly conservative he is. Rodgers is back there for a fumbled snap. The odds of a fumbled snap rolling to him, however, with 2 guys behind the runner likely to kick it seem rather low.

And the hands in the pockets aren't optimal for a loose ball situation.

[Jizz Mop]

Excited for more wide open offense in the 2nd half

I feel horrible for our fans

For NFL fans watching this tonight? Painful

[Steelperch]

Excited for more wide open offense in the 2nd half

I feel horrible for our fans

For NFL fans watching this tonight? Painful

My son and his friends are in the cheap seats braving 15 degree temps to watch this shit.

[Stillerz Bar]

7-3 but it's only 7-3 because McDaniel has been very conservative.

1st Half Yards
116 - Steelers
113 - Dolphins

Yep... setting the NFL back decades.

[CKSteeler]

If a meteor hit the stadium and took out Tomlin, but also the entire roster (we'll assume all fans survive here, or at least like 75% of them), would you consider that a fair trade to be rid of him?

I think I would.

[.Kodiak]

And the hands in the pockets aren't optimal for a loose ball situation.

Yeah, and now that I think about it it's 4th down...the defense is extremely unlikely to run back a fumbled snap.

I'm sure Tomlin would explain that Rodgers there forces the defense to....do something....which is....somehow...an advantage for the offense in that situation.

That's the kind of stupid shit his gut tells him.

[CKSteeler]

Excited for more wide open offense in the 2nd half

I feel horrible for our fans

For NFL fans watching this tonight? Painful

My son and his friends are in the cheap seats braving 15 degree temps to watch this shit.

Your son would probably survive the meteor scenario I just outlined, but if he didn't...

What are you taking?

[StillerDownSouth]

Mike Tomlin has gone 64 straight games with 7 or fewer points in the first quarter, per
@SharpFootball
. This is the longest streak by a HC in NFL history before they were fired.

However, Tomlin has also NEVER had a losing season

[SteelPro]

Excited for more wide open offense in the 2nd half

I feel horrible for our fans

For NFL fans watching this tonight? Painful

My son and his friends are in the cheap seats braving 15 degree temps to watch this shit.

You permit that level of stupidity from your offspring?

[Jizz Mop]

Dare I mention we led 7-3 at the half vs Buffalo and then…

[Jizz Mop]

Excited for more wide open offense in the 2nd half

I feel horrible for our fans

For NFL fans watching this tonight? Painful

My son and his friends are in the cheap seats braving 15 degree temps to watch this shit.

I’m sorry

[.Kodiak]

You permit that level of stupidity from your offspring?

I binge watched Defiance last week. I heard "Datak Tar" when I read that


Yes, I'm a nerd but maybe someone knows that

[Steelperch]

Excited for more wide open offense in the 2nd half

I feel horrible for our fans

For NFL fans watching this tonight? Painful

My son and his friends are in the cheap seats braving 15 degree temps to watch this shit.

You permit that level of stupidity from your offspring?

It’s called character building. Some day he’ll have to sit through a job he hates 8 hours a day. This is good training for that

[Works At A Bank]

OT a bit but I just noticed there are like 110 guests visiting the board tonight? Has it always this this many people on the boards during games? And if so - who TF are all these people stalking us? I always just assumed it was the same 25 people here

[Texas Black & Gold]

11/11 > 10/11

Math is hard for mediocre Mike

But it's also the perfect example of how absurdly conservative he is. Rodgers is back there for a fumbled snap. The odds of a fumbled snap rolling to him, however, with 2 guys behind the runner likely to kick it seem rather low.

And the hands in the pockets aren't optimal for a loose ball situation.

Honestly I don't the AR would go hard after a loose ball in that situation. Much like Pickens did last year.

[SteelPro]

Dare I mention we led 7-3 at the half vs Buffalo and then…

And 16-7 against the Packers..
And 21-17 against the Bears..

And in all 3 cases we received the kickoff to start the second half!

[beerbrother]

Mike McDaniel should fire himself immediately.

He has obviously never been in the military.

He is sporting BCGs. Birth Control Glasses.

Haven’t heard anyone mention BC Glasses in a long time.

McDaniel probably picked them up used in a 70s thrift store.

[Steelperch]

OT a bit but I just noticed there are like 110 guests visiting the board tonight? Has it always this this many people on the boards during games? And if so - who TF are all these people stalking us? I always just assumed it was the same 25 people here

Most of them are here to read us haters spew venom