Meet your new SI swimsuit model 2016

[Obviously]

UPDATE:

There are only a couple fatties and one old bag.

I'm curious as to what charm school you attended.

[R_S]

UPDATE:

There are only a couple fatties and one old bag.

I'm curious as to what charm school you attended.

So Don Draper is your idle? A serial adulterer. Charming and classy.

[Obviously]

UPDATE:

There are only a couple fatties and one old bag.

I'm curious as to what charm school you attended.

So Don Draper is your idle? A serial adulterer. Charming and classy.

Do you mean "idol"? Uh no, he's a fictional character on a TV show. The avatar is for the "Old Fashioned" drink which Draper (Jon Hamm in real life in case you didn't know) is holding. But we were talking about you, charmer. Fatties and old bags. Real nice.

[R_S]

Sorry if your wife is fat my man.


Sorry are you old or just a younger hipster obsessed with the bygone days?

[Legacy User]

Sorry are you old or just a younger hipster obsessed with the bygone days?

Shame to us if we let die the art of the classic cocktails. Aside from the cheating, it's not a bad idea to ask yourself whether what you're about to:
a) drink
b) wear
c) say
d) do
Is something Don Draper would in public. Or, if you need a real person, Steve McQueen or JFK.

My wife has put on some weight since the kid and is having a hell of a time getting it off. I'm not about to say a fuckng word about it bc I want to live.

[Obviously]

Sorry if your wife is fat my man.


Sorry are you old or just a younger hipster obsessed with the bygone days?

Hey no problem. I'm sorry you're ignorant and crass.

Middle age since you asked. 46 to be precise. And I just enjoy a good cocktail like Lit.

[R_S]

Ok Mr Draper, from Madison Avenue. Good day to you. Maybe I'll change my avatar to Archie Bunker and location to Hauser Street, Queens.

[Obviously]

Ok Mr Draper, from Madison Avenue. Good day to you. Maybe I'll change my avatar to Archie Bunker and location to Hauser Street, Queens.

Beat you to it!