1.) Zach Wilson 6’3 210 QB BYU- I want one. A young, athletic, duel threat, stud gunslinger. This new era of the modern quarterback reminds me of my own youth when Elway, Marino, and Kelly took the NFL by storm. I’m not jealous of the Chiefs, Ravens, Bengals, Chargers per say, but I do have a bit of penis envy. Burrow, Herbert, and now Tua have energized me as a fan, during a pandemic no less. Yep, I’m thinking that the time is now to draft Ben’s heir. Win Lombardi #7 this year, give Ben a shot to repeat, then usher in a glorious new era of Steeler football, Bradshaw to Ben to Zach.
2.) Asante Samuel 5’10 184 CB Florida St.- Here’s your token young buck with NFL bloodlines that Tomlin does so love. Recruited by all the big boys, Asante Jr here has lived up to the hype despite the collapse of a once proud program. Steve Nelson has found his way into Drama’s doghouse. I hope to hell he’s not left alone with Hollywood Brown later today.
3.) Tylan Wallace 6’0 185 WR Oklahoma St- Auburn’s asswhipping of LSU afforded me the opportunity to tune into the highlight reel that was Tylan Wallace vs Texas. Cowboy's qb Spencer Sanders didn’t meet a triple coverage he didn’t like yesterday, force feeding one jump ball after another to my guy Tylan here. Simply a clutch, highlight reel weapon that will more than compensate for the potential loss of Juju. Dig him.
4) Hunter Long 6’5 240 TE Boston College- Speaking of young, athletic, stud gunslingers, Notre Dame transfer and Pine Richland grad Phil Jurkovec has taken Chestnut Hill by storm. No NFL bloodlines, but I did go to HS with Phil’s dad, Jim. Good dude. Was hoping BC could hold onto upset Clemson, but alas it was not meant to be. Coach Hafley looks like a tremendous hire by the Eagles. Oh, the Long kid, versatile TE that will fill the void when either Vanimal or Ebron or both exit in what could be a tumultuous offseason.
4C) Thayer Munson 6’6 310 Ohio St- Gotta have a young, athetic LT to protect my young stud quarterback, right? ‘Ol Thayer here held his own against stud rushers Jayson Oweh and Shaka Toney last night in not so Happy Valley.
6) Javian Hawkins 5’9 190 RB Louisville- He’s what I wanted Anthony MacFarland to be. Holy shit, homerun hitting speed. Highlight reel 90 yd scamper vs Va Tech last night that this electric playmaker makes look routine.
6C) Trey Hill 6’4 330 OC Georgia- Big ‘sum bitch. People mover that just gets the job done down the road at nearby Athens, GA. Dumbass Kirby still sticking with the Mailman at qb, opted to rely on his big uglies and just ram it down UK’s throat in what may have been the shortest college football game I’ve ever seen.
7.) Divine Deablo 6’2 226 S Virginia Tech- Divine Deablo? Kinda of an oxymoron no? Former 4 star WR recruit made the switch to the secondary. Big hitter and tone setter. No, he doesn’t go to Maryland, but don’t forget Tomlin’s affinity for the VA zipcodes.
7C) Haskell Garrett 6’3 300 DT Ohio St- Whoa. Tough ‘sum bitch right here. Kid literally got shot in the face and lived to tell about it. Requiring some hard core facial surgery, this kid still can’t eat solid foods yet he’s out there with fellow beast Tommy Togiai causing chaos and mayhem? Yes please.
Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. Yes, I want a young gunslinger for the future, but today I’m living in the present. Big Ben needs to relive past glory and show young Lamar Jackson who owns truly owns the North. Go Steelers.
