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Turkeys!! Fuck turkeys

Post by swissvale72 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:20 pm

Having thanksgiving in Vermont's northeast kingdom. I ordered a 20 pound fresh turkey at local supermarket...actually more of a grocery store.

Came in under, at 19 pounds. Good fuckin thing it did...$95!!!!' What the actual fuck!!!



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Post by Orangesteel » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:47 pm

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Post by Jobu » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:50 pm

Holy shit. Did it have 18k gold giblets?
Our turkey came in a tad over 16lbs…$8.00.

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Post by Greeksteel » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:51 pm

swissvale72 wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:20 pm
Having thanksgiving in Vermont's northeast kingdom. I ordered a 20 pound fresh turkey at local supermarket...actually more of a grocery store.

Came in under, at 19 pounds. Good fuckin thing it did...$95!!!!' What the actual fuck!!!
$95 for a Turkey?? wow

Swiss, just get out in those Vermont woods and shoot your own turkey lol

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Post by COR-TEN » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:00 pm

Orangesteel wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:47 pm
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ZZZZZZzzzzzzz :roll:
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Post by swissvale72 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:03 pm

Greeksteel wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:51 pm
swissvale72 wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:20 pm
Having thanksgiving in Vermont's northeast kingdom. I ordered a 20 pound fresh turkey at local supermarket...actually more of a grocery store.

Came in under, at 19 pounds. Good fuckin thing it did...$95!!!!' What the actual fuck!!!
$95 for a Turkey?? wow

Swiss, just get out in those Vermont woods and shoot your own turkey lol
The self-described red necks next door shoot turkey, deer, moose

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Post by Greeksteel » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:12 pm

swissvale72 wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:03 pm
Greeksteel wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:51 pm
swissvale72 wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:20 pm
Having thanksgiving in Vermont's northeast kingdom. I ordered a 20 pound fresh turkey at local supermarket...actually more of a grocery store.

Came in under, at 19 pounds. Good fuckin thing it did...$95!!!!' What the actual fuck!!!
$95 for a Turkey?? wow

Swiss, just get out in those Vermont woods and shoot your own turkey lol
The self-described red necks next door shoot turkey, deer, moose

There you go, tell them to get you one next time

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Post by bradshaw2ben » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:23 pm

Jobu wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:50 pm
Holy shit. Did it have 18k gold giblets?
Our turkey came in a tad over 16lbs…$8.00.
Score
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Post by bradshaw2ben » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:24 pm

Upstate New York there are a zillion turkeys. You wouldn’t have to try too hard.
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Post by Greeksteel » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:28 pm

bradshaw2ben wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:24 pm
Upstate New York there are a zillion turkeys. You wouldn’t have to try too hard.
Same here in Ontario, Canada

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Post by Roeth2Rudolph » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:00 pm

Yeah mine cost one 12 gauge #4 shotshell.

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Post by COR-TEN » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:06 pm

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the pigeon is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

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Post by fractalsteel » Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:06 pm

$95
That is a lot of Wild Turkey 101 proof.

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