week 7

[bradshaw2ben]

The bloom is off the rose with Mason Heintschel.

Still, kid has some talent.

[Steeldrama]

• Sign me up for life in Eugene, Oregon. Looks like a GREAT college town.

• C’mon Game Day, get your shit together. Less Saban on the telestrator, less McAfee taking his shirt off, WAY less Stanford Steve (Should’ve never let Bear bail for Fox) and more Jess Simms doing whatever the fuck she wants.

• I can’t escape Joe Tessatore. Last week Georgia, this week on the call for Bama. STFU! STFU!!!

• I’m far from an offensive wizard, but I think if Kaden Proctor touches the ball more than Ryan Williams there’s something amiss.

• Big loss for Georgia losing Damon Wilson to Mizzou. Kid’s a helluva edge rusher.

• Arvell Reese, proud carrier of the Bad Motherfucker wallet. Give the Buckeyes 10 points and its game over.

• Don’t look now but Nico playing well winning two in a row for the Bruins and Rick Neuheisel’s strange looking son.

• Today's Oregon helmets were wicked cool.

• Dante Moore got his first taste of an NFL pass rush today. I don’t think he’d enjoy the Pat Meyer experience.

• After Lamar gets him shitcanned, Todd Monken can reunite with Dan Lanning and win another Natty.

• "Fuck a duck" No thanks, but Oregon’s big DT Amari Washington can play on my team anytime.

• Big win for the Hoosiers. Elijah Sarratt a helluva player.

• Friendly reminder that while Sark and Arch may suck, LB Anthony Hill does not.

• Dig that Wisner kid too. Fast, Shifty fella carried the Horns offense today.

• I’m guessing Florida State qb Tommy Castellanos is not an NFL prospect, but dude made an off platform throw where he uncorked a 30 yard completion with an arm angle parallel to his ankle.

• Time to brush up on your golf game, Mike Norvell.

• Pitt RB Desmond Reid a fun little player Tomlin would have no idea what to do with.

• I still fire Narduzzi. ARROGANT PRICK.

• Back in the saddle. Another ARROGANT PRICK, Bobby Petrino, took the governor off B2B’s boy Taylen Green in a shootout on Rocky Top

• Ummm Wazzu? Really Lane?? Be better ya ARROGANT PRICK.

• Whoever signed Franklin to that TEN year contract is a special kind of stupid. Enjoy your life of luxury, James.

• Speaking of James Franklin, is it a prerequisite for football coaches to be SMUG, ARROGANT, PRICKS??? High School, college, NFL. Even my son’s pee wee coaches were some of the most ARROGANT PRICKS I’ve encountered in my now 54 years of life.

• That season ender might be a blessing in disguise for Drew Allar. Playing qb for James Franklin and Mike Tomlin in the same lifetime not something I’d wish on anybody.

• Could Penn State pry Coach Cig out of Indiana (KC and Smith say NOOOO)???

• Crash for Carr? Race for Carr?? I know the NFL draft is in Pittsburgh and all, but hopefully Rooney doesn’t reach (again) for a QB. I’m holding out another year or two for the Notre Dame kid (or another stud TBD).

• Longest 1st half ever in another bizarre chapter of the South’s oldest rivalry. Go Dawgs-ish.

• Mike Tomlin eases into football games. Kirby Smart says, “Hold my beer.”

• CJ Allen is HIM

• Jackson Arnold is NOT

• Tale of the tape. I’d like to see a stat showing how many more commercials ABC shows over the other networks. The Red River Shootout especially brutal.

• “The Dude” went and got old. Jeff Bridges looks horrible in those awful T-Mobile commercials.

• Speaking of awful. While kicking in the NFL has never been better, college kicking has never been worse. All day long, miss, miss, miss!

P.S.

Charles, how was Toledo vs Pudge the Cat?

[jebrick]

Jayden Maiava, QB USC, enters the conversation

Mendoza should be QB #1 or #2. Again, it is a gimmicky, 1 read offense but man he throws a pretty pass.

Ty Simpson is also on the list.

Allar bows out to day 3 where I always saw him. Perhaps he will take the transfer portal and got to a finishing school to learn to be a real QB

tOSU is showing some very good defenders after losing 8 draft picks last year. Avrell Reese could be EDGE/WLB #1

Crash for Carr? Race for Carr?? I know the NFL draft is in Pittsburgh and all, but hopefully Rooney doesn’t reach (again) for a QB. I’m holding out another year or two for the Notre Dame kid (or another stud TBD).

I hope they lock AR2 in a closet for the draft. The QB class in 2 years( or so) will be pretty good with Ryan Puglisi as well. Maybe manning??