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I wish I’d said that.

Post by Quixotic » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:13 pm

Sometimes you see a line you wish you’d written. I saw one today, on the front page of this esteemed site:

“He is what Dri Archer would be if Dri were a football player and not a magical elf.”

Also, I never get tired of coveting this line:

“You can’t freeze a psychopath.”

Do you have any of these?



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Post by Legacy User » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:25 pm

From Injury Report - Pouncey
Crosby4Life wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.

:lol:

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Post by Jobu » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:55 pm

SteelerzEdsaL7 wrote:From Injury Report - Pouncey
Crosby4Life wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.

:lol:

Yeah, that's a good one. 8-)
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Post by Thrillsseeker » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:16 pm

SteelerzEdsaL7 wrote:From Injury Report - Pouncey
Crosby4Life wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.

:lol:




:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can not be underrated. I fucking laughed very loud when I read that. Was sure the guy in the next office was going to come over and ask wtf I was laughing at.

Great line!

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Post by lifelongsteel » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:55 pm

60% of the time it works every time

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Post by Hacksaw Jim Duggan » Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:37 am

"Are you asking because you actually care how the league looks, or are you asking because you think nothing should interfere with your NFL team's ability to win on Sundays? "

going to slip this one in here.

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Post by swissvale72 » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:28 am

Quixotic wrote:Sometimes you see a line you wish you’d written. I saw one today, on the front page of this esteemed site:

“He is what Dri Archer would be if Dri were a football player and not a magical elf.”

Also, I never get tired of coveting this line:

“You can’t freeze a psychopath.”


Do you have any of these?


I've quoted that one often, Quixotic. I'm a fan of these two Lincolnisms:

"If General McClellan does not want to use the army, I would like to borrow it for a time." !

"Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results."
-in response to concern about the drinking of Ulysses S. Grant

Read more: http://www.quoteworld.org/quotes/8323#ixzz3M8N4yuXE

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Post by Legacy User » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:03 am

SteelerzEdsaL7 wrote:From Injury Report - Pouncey
Crosby4Life wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.

:lol:


Crosby is consistently in my top 5 least fav posters.

That was damn funny :lol:

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Post by Legacy User » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:34 am

Don't even know what you don't even know

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Post by Steelafan77 » Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:37 pm

But if you take away the long run(s)...

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Post by Legacy User » Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:40 pm

HuckChuckFootball wrote:
SteelerzEdsaL7 wrote:From Injury Report - Pouncey
Crosby4Life wrote:This is why we can't have nice things.

:lol:


Crosby is consistently in my top 5 least fav posters.

That was damn funny :lol:


Thanks for the compliment.

Both of them.

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Post by Steelperch » Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:50 pm

Handoff Monkey was hand picked by rooney colbert and haley in order to fuck with Ben......a colossally stupid move from the beginning


Is this gem still available in the draft. If so, I'll take it. :lol:

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Post by Legacy User » Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:17 pm

"You can't make this shit up!"

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Post by Legacy User » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:48 pm

Handoff Monkey was hand picked by rooney colbert and haley in order to fuck with Ben......a colossally stupid move from the beginning


I'm going to disagree with this in theory. Maybe the player hasn't worked out, but its never a bad idea in a league driven by QB play if you want any chance to be successful to identify a player to develop at the QB position. He has the tools, obviously lacks in the mental department.

One day they're going to find a Ryan Mallet, Matt Cassell, or Matt Schaub. Maybe even Kevin Kolb. All players who got a decent to very good return on investment. Especially with a starter on the wrong side of 30.

I don't think its a bad idea to use the 4th to 5th RD area to find developmental players at key positions and to improve STs play

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Post by Legacy User » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:00 pm

I wish I had invented the :lol:

That guy is easily the hardest-working and most versatile of the smilies.

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Post by jeemie » Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:19 pm

"Get ball cancer and die".

No- I'm not quoting KC...I really want you all to get ball cancer and die!!!

:lol: :lol: (sympathies to Pierogi...)
“Yeah we suck, be there is a chance we could suck slightly more if we try to correct the problem.” - Art Deuce (summarized by SteelPerch)

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Post by JackLambert58 » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:16 pm

Demetrius Gore wrote:I work in a bank.
"Jack Lambert is mean and relentless wherever he goes, on and off the field! I do remember many times he would chase me in practice, but no way would I let him catch me" - Franco Harris

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Post by Obviously » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:21 pm

Who is ban?
#NoMoTomlin
#BecauseTomlin
#FireTomlin
#Obviously

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Post by jeemie » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:15 am

JackLambert58 wrote:
Demetrius Gore wrote:I work in a bank.


Worth three Beer Hall Putsch Jaw Rattlers!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by steeledge » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:26 am

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Post by Thrillsseeker » Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:40 pm

The I work in the bank and get ball cancer and die are classics!

Always takes me back to the pompodoured(*sp) fuck.

That bathroom photo is by far one of the most legendary photos in my memory and always brings me to laughter.

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:19 pm

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Post by Donnie Brasco » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:20 pm

SteelThrillsseeker wrote:That bathroom photo is by far one of the most legendary photos in my memory and always brings me to laughter.


I missed the story behind that one?

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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:36 pm

Q: What is best in life?
A: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Mike Tomlin: Bringing mediocrity to the 'Burgh for over a decade.

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Post by Legacy User » Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:06 pm

Steeledge wrote:Image




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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