Obviously

IC

Duplicate

Tronic by a nose

Tough match up

Two quality peeps

Jizz

Team Jizz is a work in process: Round 1: No. 21 Ioane G PSU Round 2: No. 53 Rodriquez LB TT Round 3: No. 76 Branch WR GA Round 3: No. 85 Malik Muhammad CB Texas Round 3: No. 99 Markel Bell OT The U Round 4: No. 121 Jackson Jr DT FSU Round 4 No. 135 Jakobe Thomas S The U Round 5: No. 161 Zxavian Harr...

Team Jizz enjoys both poasters

After a long and tension filled meeting, we have decided to abstain

Jizz

Obviously wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:47 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 06, 2026 9:46 pm

I'm going to guess this is a vote for Pittsburgh since he doesn't have any yet.

That would be correct

This was his freshman fraternity pic when he was “in the college.”

Good one

Put me down for the catfisher

Jizz

I would declare myself captain of the jagoffs- but this is a hard crew to beat - and Jizz is way down on the jagoff spectrum. Since this whole circlejerk was initiated by STD, I would like to put in a late ballot for him, to win the entire thing. Really not a competition. KC could make a strong run...

JackLambert58 wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 03, 2026 3:52 pm

Jizz Mop

you were the old signplex, right?

Maybe

Why do I hear Sadiq as a possibility?

Great talent, but TE isn’t high on my list

Unless they see him as a generational talent and Pat is being moved?

Give me:

Ioane
Rodriquez
Branch

1/2/3

Jizz

What? You guys weren't impressed in the playoffs where he had 33 pass attempts for a whopping 146 yards, 0 TDs, a pick six, two fumbles, and we had 13 first downs in 11 total drives, going 2-14 on third down? You fucking haters don't want to run that back? :lol: I seem to recall A A Ron being under...

Dan Smith--BYU wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:08 pm

are we voting for jackoff of jagoff here?

#following

This is eezy

Mie voht is four Jump Start

He waz an uh mazing poaster that brot knever endeng in Tell Uh Gents to tha bored

Eye Mis HiM

FC if you will

Obviously it’s Obviously

955876 wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 26, 2026 7:01 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 26, 2026 7:00 pm

Kaleb

With a K

At least spell the bust’s name correctly

I get annoyed when I see Rodgers spelled ‘Rogers’

Are you his mother?

I’m just a mop

Kaleb

With a K

At least spell the bust’s name correctly

I get annoyed when I see Rodgers spelled ‘Rogers’

People have always said his BS was perfect for TV Yep, and nothing could be further from the truth. He speaks in ridiculous cliches, says nothing of substance, and half of what he utters is meaningless drivel. His BS would work if he were a politician or a used car salesman. He’s a moron that someh...

Dan Smith--BYU wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 23, 2026 3:53 am

IC for jizz influence alone

*cums

Redskins select:

Will Kacmarek, The Ohio State TE

IC

His legendary quarrels with KC were epic

As far as Demetrius, props to working in a bank but you don’t advance here

I’ve asked before, what happened to IC?

Steeldude wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:06 am

Seems rather on the light side to play OG. This signing means the Steelers won't double-dip now at OG. It's a good draft for OGs.

I may be in the minority, but I’d love our draft to go Ioane at 21 and a WR in the 2nd

Plug and play Ioane to be a staple on our line for 7-10 years

Very tough call for me As 95 states above, the sheer entertainment from Hi5 was priceless From banging Azians, da Couch Monster, his Audi, countless stories and bannings….oh man that was fun Hesske was solid, a good man and great poaster Incredibly tough call for me because I liked them each for vas...

anpsteel wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 19, 2026 4:49 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 18, 2026 7:31 pm

Just to clarify

“Jagoff” is NOT a compliment

Do I have that right?

Good question

Jag off is like jabroni, imo

It has universal application

No matter, we are facing off in the first round for Captain of the jag offs

Best of luck to you my friend

:cheers:

Ha! Right back at ya!

Just to clarify

“Jagoff” is NOT a compliment

Do I have that right?

Redskins select

Zachariah Branch, WR, Georgia

BLOCKBUSTER TRADE ALERT! Browns trading within the division! And as a result, Redskins GM Jizz Mop got fucked over Thanks Perch You did indeed. Didn't you miss doing this draft??? Went to bed a little sour realizing I told you my pick and your deal w Perch was your last chance to grab your guy, unl...

Stosh-67 wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:14 pm

I saw this Connor Heyward thread still active and growing to two pages and was frightened he failed his physical and we re-sined him.....

Haha