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Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 2:11 pm
by swissvale72
Having never been a bedwetter when it comes to Steelers football, prob tough for me to advise on how to stop bedwetting. I have been...
*Bitcher & Complainer....all game long
*Reality Denier...still watching vid of SB XXX and Neil O'Fuckin' Donnell, hoping I see a different result
*Misery Accepter...."We don't enjoy these games; we suffer through them and hope we're happy in the end."
And this year, Bedwetters, we're happy in the end twice as often as not. AND....when we're not gonna be, we kinda know it early on.
Sooo....you fuckin' guys, and you know who you are, can bitch all week long about irrelevant, nonsensical shit, like how long it's been since Steelers amassed 400 yards of total offense, or how this is the worst 4-2 team ever, or how if Steelers tank, Tomlin will be fired (ain't happening).
ME??? This season's been enjoyable AF so far. Here's why:
*We're winning the close ones....4-0 in one score games.
*We're winning in 4Q
*We're winning AFC Norf games....2-0
*We're winning "How Dafuq?" games, as in "How DAFUQ did we win that game?" Both Norf games are in that category.
Let's review again, for you bedwetting fucks, the seasonal goals of Steeler fandom, in order....
1. Win the Super Bowl
2. Watch our team as far into January as possible
3. Watch our team be relevant as deep into the season as possible
With that in mind, I have tickets, with my two adult kids, to be in da house, for Steelers-Cardinals on December 3. I'll take 6-3 after this three game homestand. Then there's consecutive Norf road games in Ohio. If we can steal one of those....preferably in Paul Brown Stadium, watching those tiger-striped fucks leave on escalators while Black & Gold take over the place, and be 7-4 on December 3, 3-1 in the Norf, I'll take it. Will be out on da SaSide night before, up early for Grill 36, get a good buzz on for Heinz Field....and coup de grace, Vincent's Pizza Park afterward, hosted by Vince's granddaughter, Lisa....and I'll be one happy mother-fucker, driving back to the Granite State with my team at 8-4 going into a Thursday nighter against the irrelevant New England Patriots.
So, stop you're fuckin' bedwetting, you simpleton bitches, and enjoy this 4-2 team, that continues to pull out the close one, the How Dafuq ones. It's been a fun season.
So ends the lesson for today!
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 3:12 pm
by Texas Black & Gold
I actually think the Steelers can win the next 3 home games and go 7-2. They need to stack wins because the away games will be a challenge.
Here We Go Steelers Here We Go.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 3:36 pm
by Jobu
*Reality Denier...still watching vid of SB XXX and Neil O'Fuckin' Donnell, hoping I see a different result
OK…now that’s funny. A bit sad, but funny.

Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 6:07 pm
by beerbrother
Bed-wetter
A person who must get the advice of someone else to make a decision when the choice is obvious. Usually lives in Mom's basement
Urban Dictionary
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 7:54 pm
by Texas Black & Gold
Excellent weekend so far.
Spurs come from behind to win in overtime with their rookie Wemby.
Rangers come from behind to win in extra innings.
and
Penn State survives a thriller by avoiding the upset.
Now all the Steelers have to do is WIN to make the weekend great.
Here We Go Steelers!
KP for an opening drive TD......
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:02 pm
by Smashmouth21
My vote for post of the season thus far. Being from SoCal, I was in the house for both the Raiders and Rams games. Awesome experiences! Just keep stacking wins.
I hope people can finally understand that the key to every season is making the tournament. At that point anything can happen. Just sit back and enjoy the ride!
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:52 pm
by Jizz Mop
Ah yes…punch a ticket to the tournament
Last 3 tickets we were awarded resulted in giving up an average of 45 points in each
I love getting embarrassed
But hey….no losing seasons
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 12:39 am
by jmacinwbp
Jizz Mop wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:52 pm
Ah yes…punch a ticket to the tournament
Last 3 tickets we were awarded resulted in giving up an average of 45 points in each
I love getting embarrassed
But hey….no losing seasons
Ahh, there it is, only had five posts before we see the dark side cum shooting out.
Nice post Swiss, it's been my feelings for about three years now. I enjoy crushing the hearts of norf fans of the stains, shitbirds, and hopefully later the bungles. Feels good seeing them whine, and wonder how daFuck did we just lose to that team.
At any rate, each season usually has ebbs, and flows for all teams, usually directly related to how things are going on the injury front. The deep playoff teams tread water through the injuries, and get healthy for the last part of the season, and Playoffs (playoff, did somebody say playoff?).
If the first 1/3 of the season was the Steelers time to get through the major injuries, and they are able to continue to get healthier (e.g. vagina boy mooth), and avoid any new major losses, I'm really optimistic for this team.
We'll see how the jags game goes, if it's an impressive win, fucking look out !!! Anything else, then guess we'll see if it's rinse and repeat again like the bed-wetters seem to enjoy, or something new later down the line this year.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 1:05 am
by swissvale72
Jizz Mop wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:52 pm
Ah yes…punch a ticket to the tournament
Last 3 tickets we were awarded resulted in giving up an average of 45 points in each
I love getting embarrassed
But hey….no losing seasons
Would you rather Steelers NOT make the playoffs?
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 3:16 am
by Smashmouth21
swissvale72 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 1:05 am
Jizz Mop wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:52 pm
Ah yes…punch a ticket to the tournament
Last 3 tickets we were awarded resulted in giving up an average of 45 points in each
I love getting embarrassed
But hey….no losing seasons
Would you rather Steelers NOT make the playoffs?
Honestly, some of them would prefer that.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:17 am
by CKSteeler
It isn't being a bedwetter to look at this current iteration of the team and realize it isn't building towards anything special in the future.
That's mostly about Mike Tomlin. Swiss apparently will hope against all hope that he'll see the Steelers in a Super Bowl again before he dies.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 2:13 pm
by K_C_
CKSteeler wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:17 am
It isn't being a bedwetter to look at this current iteration of the team and realize it isn't building towards anything special in the future.
That's mostly about Mike Tomlin. Swiss apparently will hope against all hope that he'll see the Steelers in a Super Bowl again before he dies.
Any of us could die today, tomorrow, who knows? Young people die every day in a variety of ways. Folks die before their time (whatever that really means) literally every day.
Anybody here not hoping the Steelers win a Super Bowl every year, whether that’s realistic or not, well….why the fuck would
those people watch the games or bother following the team?
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 3:20 pm
by Texas Black & Gold
K_C_ wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 2:13 pm
CKSteeler wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:17 am
It isn't being a bedwetter to look at this current iteration of the team and realize it isn't building towards anything special in the future.
That's mostly about Mike Tomlin. Swiss apparently will hope against all hope that he'll see the Steelers in a Super Bowl again before he dies.
Any of us could die today, tomorrow, who knows? Young people die every day in a variety of ways. Folks die before their time (whatever that really means) literally every day.
Anybody here not hoping the Steelers win a Super Bowl every year, whether that’s realistic or not, well….why the fuck would
those people watch the games or bother following the team?
"Ex-NHL player Adam Johnson, 29, dead after suffering horrific neck injury in 'freak accident' during game"
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/ex-nhl-p ... uring-game
Just happened.
RIP
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 3:44 pm
by Professor Half Wit
Man, I don’t know what to say to that.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:21 pm
by K_C_
Texas Black & Gold wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 3:20 pm
K_C_ wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 2:13 pm
CKSteeler wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:17 am
It isn't being a bedwetter to look at this current iteration of the team and realize it isn't building towards anything special in the future.
That's mostly about Mike Tomlin. Swiss apparently will hope against all hope that he'll see the Steelers in a Super Bowl again before he dies.
Any of us could die today, tomorrow, who knows? Young people die every day in a variety of ways. Folks die before their time (whatever that really means) literally every day.
Anybody here not hoping the Steelers win a Super Bowl every year, whether that’s realistic or not, well….why the fuck would
those people watch the games or bother following the team?
"Ex-NHL player Adam Johnson, 29, dead after suffering horrific neck injury in 'freak accident' during game"
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/ex-nhl-p ... uring-game
Just happened.
RIP
Every week we lose Steeler fans and gain new ones.
Nobody is guaranteed next week's game.
It's just amazing to me that anybody would root against a 4-2 team who has 3 straight games at home and we saw the offense come to life in LA and play great in the 4th quarter.
It's just fucking silly.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 2:57 am
by CKSteeler
K_C_ wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 2:13 pm
CKSteeler wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:17 am
It isn't being a bedwetter to look at this current iteration of the team and realize it isn't building towards anything special in the future.
That's mostly about Mike Tomlin. Swiss apparently will hope against all hope that he'll see the Steelers in a Super Bowl again before he dies.
Any of us could die today, tomorrow, who knows? Young people die every day in a variety of ways. Folks die before their time (whatever that really means) literally every day.
Anybody here not hoping the Steelers win a Super Bowl every year, whether that’s realistic or not, well….why the fuck would
those people watch the games or bother following the team?
Sure. I can hope the Steelers win a Super Bowl every year.
My brain also tells me that they will never sniff another one with Mike Tomlin. I'm not a decision maker at Steelers headquarters so it doesn't really matter what I think.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 6:13 am
by cop1211
Proof is in the pudding. This team, and coaching staff just plain suck bigfoots dick.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 3:12 pm
by Jizz Mop
cop1211 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 6:13 am
Proof is in the pudding. This team, and coaching staff just plain suck bigfoots dick.
Bigfoot from the Stern Wack Pack or the one that lives in the wild, often referred to as Sasquatch?
The latter of the infamous grainy, sketchy video from 1967
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 12:46 am
by Steel Bingo
Smashmouth21 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 3:16 am
swissvale72 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 1:05 am
Jizz Mop wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:52 pm
Ah yes…punch a ticket to the tournament
Last 3 tickets we were awarded resulted in giving up an average of 45 points in each
I love getting embarrassed
But hey….no losing seasons
Would you rather Steelers NOT make the playoffs?
Honestly, some of them would prefer that.
There's a good number of young players with lots of ability on this Steelers team right now. Best for them to gain their experience through the successess of winning.
And, making the playoffs means winning enough games to get there. Gamedays, and the following week, are much more fun after wins than losses.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 12:55 am
by Orangesteel
Swiss,
Congrats on your retirement but you are out of your fucking mind if you consider any of this enjoyable.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 1:02 am
by langer
Jizz Mop wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 3:12 pm
cop1211 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 6:13 am
Proof is in the pudding. This team, and coaching staff just plain suck bigfoots dick.
Bigfoot from the Stern Wack Pack or the one that lives in the wild, often referred to as Sasquatch?
The latter of the infamous grainy, sketchy video from 1967
I thought Bigfoot died.
Squatch is alive near Bellaire Michigan. Grows weed up there.
Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 1:44 am
by Obviously

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Re: Bedwetters Reformation, Inc.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 6:30 am
by swissvale72
Orangesteel wrote: ↑Tue Oct 31, 2023 12:55 am
Swiss,
Congrats on your retirement but you are out of your fucking mind if you consider any of this enjoyable.
Thanks orange..,
*first, I'll say it again..,we don't enjoy these games, we suffer through them and hope we're happy in the end
*that said, you weren't happy at the end of ravens and rams games? Two latest examples.