Doorslammers Week 3

[bradshaw2ben]

Sitting in for STD

STD-like things in this stadium-like scenario:

TJ Watt being about a foot offside on his first sack of the season
Rhamondre Stevenson scored, it was just ball that didn't
Patrick Queen can't protect more than a square yard of football field in coverage

Honorable mentions:

Scam's two hands basically were the difference
Jaylen Warren is no Cam Skatebo but the little fucker plays hard to the whistle
Best 4+ Turnover margin close until the end game not reliant on BosGod kicking FGs... EVER

"Aaron Rodgers at this stage is capable of two starts out of 17 where he plays like Superman and the Steelers have already used up one," -- Mike Sando, The Athletic

[jebrick]

"Aaron Rodgers at this stage is capable of two starts out of 17 where he plays like Superman and the Steelers have already used up one," -- Mike Sando, The Athletic

I think this is true but I also think Garrett will kill Arod in week 6 so it will not matter

[Jizz Mop]

Any word on STD’s status?

Didn’t pay internet bill? Taking some time? Medical leave?

[LakecrestSteeler]

Jaylen Warren is no Cam Skatebo but the little fucker plays hard to the whistle

Skattebo looks like he picked up where he left off in college.

125 scrimmage yards and he is now the starter for the Giants until he is injured. Probably should have started out of the gates. You can see his teammates have extra energy when he is on the field. They were thrilled when he scored!

Those teams that passed on him are going to be shaking their heads. I wanted us to draft him. He seems to get an automatic additional 3 yards when contact happens.

Going to be a lot of secondary personnel injured tackling him.

[Deebo]

Again, the only doorslamming that happened was the Pats slamming their own dicks in the doorframe about 5 times