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Rodgers Swan Song

Post by Jizz Mop » Mon Jan 12, 2026 4:59 pm

Morning yinz

If you haven’t figured it out yet, the NFL wants Rodgers to go out on top with a SB win.

Here I lie out the easy path for us:

Obviously we start tonight with an upset of the Texans. Arthur and Mike T come up guns blazing on offense and end up only down 7-3 after 1, our first points in the 1st qtr of a playoff game in nearly a decade. Back and forth these two teams exchange punches with a late Boz FG the winning margin, 23-20.

On to NE

Maye is the real deal but he won’t be able to escape our pass riush as we cruise to a 27-20 win.

Back to Pittsburgh

With Josh Allen and Co taking out the Broncos, we host the AFCCG and defeat the Bills 20-17 with a pick late to seal the win by Samuel.

Steelers vs whoever in SB

We win 29-27 and celebrate our 7th SB win, with both Mike Tomlin and Rodgers holding a joint press conference to announce their “retirement.”

Steeler Nation lives happily ever after

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Post by jeemie » Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:21 pm

If they are really writing a script like this, then we know the Steelers' Super Bowl opponent will be the Bears.

Think about it...

8-)
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Post by Deebo » Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:22 pm

Jizz Mop wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 4:59 pm


We win 29-27 and celebrate our 7th SB win, with both Mike Tomlin and Rodgers holding a joint press conference to announce their “retirement.”

Steeler Nation lives happily ever after

Jizz
Tomlin gone is the only way I'll be living happily ever after.
Any other outcome (minus a SB win) will be purgatory for me and I'm sick of Groundhog Day

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Post by langer » Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:37 pm

You on an ayahuasca bender?

A lot has to happen for this dream/nightmare to happen.
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Post by Steelperch » Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm

Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.

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Post by SteelerDayTrader » Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:55 pm

Steelperch wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm
Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.
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Post by Jizz Mop » Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:56 pm

Steelperch wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm
Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.
Ha. I’m holding out hope that Tomlin puts up 3 in the 1st qtr…..no easing in, we unleash hell in the form of a Boz 54 yarder.

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Post by 955876 » Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:58 pm

For tonight, I want to either…

1) win

2) get blown off the field badly while boos reign down on Jibba and his fugazi defense & lame offense.

Losing a close one worst possible outcome by far.

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Post by jeemie » Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:07 pm

Steelperch wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm
Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.
As part of this, there is 10:16 left in the 4th Quarter and the Steelers have the ball at the Texans' 42 yard line facing a 4th and 4, trailing 27-13.

Tomlin punts.
“Yeah we suck, be there is a chance we could suck slightly more if we try to correct the problem.” - Art Deuce (summarized by SteelPerch)

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Post by .Kodiak » Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:09 pm

Well that's a new one - hoping the league is scripted because it's the only way Tomlin can win a playoff game

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Post by langer » Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:14 pm

jeemie wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:07 pm
Steelperch wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm
Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.
As part of this, there is 10:16 left in the 4th Quarter and the Steelers have the ball at the Texans' 42 yard line facing a 4th and 4, trailing 27-13.

Tomlin punts.


This is creative writing. I like it!

What if the Steelers have the ball at the Texans 20, does Coach T still punt?
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Post by .Kodiak » Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:26 pm

Stroud is about to take a kneel down in victory formation, fumbles the ball and it's The Jogger with the scoop and score to give PIT the incredible win!!!

"The Immaculate Fumble"

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Post by Jizz Mop » Mon Jan 12, 2026 7:56 pm

.Kodiak wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:26 pm
Stroud is about to take a kneel down in victory formation, fumbles the ball and it's The Jogger with the scoop and score to give PIT the incredible win!!!

"The Immaculate Fumble"
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Post by Steelperch » Mon Jan 12, 2026 8:05 pm

jeemie wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:07 pm
Steelperch wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm
Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.
As part of this, there is 10:16 left in the 4th Quarter and the Steelers have the ball at the Texans' 42 yard line facing a 4th and 4, trailing 27-13.

Tomlin punts.
*cums*

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Post by TimmayLake » Mon Jan 12, 2026 8:27 pm

Even Swissvale72 would agree this is an insanely homerish take.

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Mon Jan 12, 2026 8:39 pm

Just because conspiracies sound good doesn't make them true.

Wondering what underhanded motivations the leagues had to make small market OKC NBA champs or send KC to the SB five times while the Jets and Giants flounder.

Sometimes shit happens.

Or the NHL is being payed off by Ron DeSantis.
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Post by lifelongsteel » Mon Jan 12, 2026 11:29 pm

It's doubtful. but probably the Steelers easiest path to a SB in the next decade . . .

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Post by bradshaw2ben » Tue Jan 13, 2026 4:53 am

jeemie wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:07 pm
Steelperch wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm
Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.
As part of this, there is 10:16 left in the 4th Quarter and the Steelers have the ball at the Texans' 42 yard line facing a 4th and 4, trailing 27-13.

Tomlin punts.
I have definitely seen that movie before.
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Post by Havoc » Tue Jan 13, 2026 4:59 am

lifelongsteel wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 11:29 pm
It's doubtful. but probably the Steelers easiest path to a SB in the next decade . . .
Good chance this was Tomlin's best opportunity for the rest of his coaching career.

But he absolutely sucks on the offensive side of the football.
Throw. The. Football. On. First. Down.

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Post by Gonzo » Tue Jan 13, 2026 6:04 am

955876 wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:58 pm
For tonight, I want to either…

1) win

2) get blown off the field badly while boos reign down on Jibba and his fugazi defense & lame offense.

Losing a close one worst possible outcome by far.
You,got a number 2

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Post by Gonzo » Tue Jan 13, 2026 6:05 am

Havoc wrote:
Tue Jan 13, 2026 4:59 am
lifelongsteel wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 11:29 pm
It's doubtful. but probably the Steelers easiest path to a SB in the next decade . . .
Good chance this was Tomlin's best opportunity for the rest of his coaching career.

But he absolutely sucks on the offensive side of the football.
And defense
Highest paid defenses shit the bed …got steamrolled right up,the middle
DL soft as baby shit

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Post by 955876 » Tue Jan 13, 2026 7:10 am

Gonzo wrote:
Tue Jan 13, 2026 6:04 am
955876 wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:58 pm
For tonight, I want to either…

1) win

2) get blown off the field badly while boos reign down on Jibba and his fugazi defense & lame offense.

Losing a close one worst possible outcome by far.
You,got a number 2
Yep.

One tje bright side, one thing we know about Jibba is he has a massive ego.

I don’t think he wants sole possession of longest consecutive playoff losses.

I think maybe he steps down now.

Sooooo great game.

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Post by Gonzo » Tue Jan 13, 2026 7:25 am

You,all see the comments from Rodger’s and cam after the game … on the Team and Tomlin …. Nauseating
Rodgers making silly points about how society is too quick to,judge and know-nothings
He is a dumb ass

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Post by langer » Tue Jan 13, 2026 12:00 pm

Too quick to judge lol.

NINETEEN YEARS.

What an ass kisser.
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Post by jeemie » Tue Jan 13, 2026 2:06 pm

bradshaw2ben wrote:
Tue Jan 13, 2026 4:53 am
jeemie wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:07 pm
Steelperch wrote:
Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:39 pm
Texans go up 21-0 in the first quarter. Steelers mount a furious comeback to lose 33-13.
As part of this, there is 10:16 left in the 4th Quarter and the Steelers have the ball at the Texans' 42 yard line facing a 4th and 4, trailing 27-13.

Tomlin punts.
I have definitely seen that movie before.
It was on again last night, with about nine minutes left.

Did you catch it?
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