week 14

[jebrick]

I did not get to watch much college football but...

tOSU is pretty decent team. McDonald is one of the better DTs in the nation. I would not be sad if the Steelers took him or Bear Alexander in the draft.

I think Moore and Sanders should come out but we will see.

[Steeldrama]

* Good eye, Jebrick. I saw Kayden Mc-D play down the street at NGHS. Played A LOT of RB in HS and yesterday Day lined him up at FB at the goal line. Bear Alexander a very transient dude. Several high schools and 3 colleges, but if he’s finally matured as a human WATCH OUT.

* Didn't see much of Game Day. Damn Christmas tree chaos.

* Keep your shirt on, Pat. Literally.

* Jess Simms dropping a "cold as shit out here" bomb was funny...as shit.

* Kirby Smart and Mike Tomlin are brothers from another mother (obviously). Ease in, play down to the opponent, run a 1990's style offense. Infuriating.

* Greg McElroy probably my favorite analyst. Low key, no yelling. Correctly pointed out that Sark calls plays like he doesn't know his OL can't pass protect.

* Aggie WRs KC Concepcion and Mario Craver play so fast it's like the video was sped up X2 like in one of my dad's old western movies.

* In front of what looked like a half empty Heinz Field, Pitt shit the bed against Miami. Damn Narduzzi. "No, I'm sure of it. I hate him."

* Even the oh so cocky Louis Riddick got one right. "Just walk away." These punks and their shit-off stupid taunting penalties. I can't take it anymore. If I'm the coach? "THERE'S THE FUCKING BENCH! GO SIT ON IT YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!" Get off my lawn indeed.

* Ruben Bain is a major leaguer playing in the minors. ACC is a gawd awful conference. Time to disband that bitch.

* I'm still a Lanorris Sellers truther, but I don't want Tomlin within a 100 miles of him so I hope he stays in college.

* Ty Simpson too.

* Pavia for Heisman.

*Ryan Day exercised his Michigan demons. Hopefully, Kirby Smart can do the same against Bama in the now lackluster SEC Title game.

*scUM doing scUM things. Ref should've threw that headbutting punk out of the game.

* I'm going to make my very own "I LOVE Arvell Reese" t-shirt.

* Buckeye CB Davison Igbinosun lead college football with 16 defensive penalties last season. He cut that number to 4 this year, but man that grabby bastard makes even Joey Jr blush.

* Scenic view out there at Husky Stadium. I hope to catch a couple games out in the Pacific Northwest before I die.

*Husky RB Adam Mohammed has some juice.

* Ducks WR Malik Benson has some SERIOUS juice. Dig him.

* Spoiled by Saban. My Bama friends want Kalen Deboer fired yesterday. No ground game, bad OL, no pass rush, poor sideline demeanor etc. I'll see how it goes next year before I panic. Nobody beating the Buckeyes this year anyway.

* Bama WR Ryan Williams might be the fastest name to ever hit the portal in the history of the portal.

* It's the moooost wonderful time of the yeeeear. Broken record I am, but the 12 team playoff is simply fantastic. Oh I'm sure the committee will fuck it up, but it's my Christmas.

* The Jethros in charge of Ole Miss got it right. No way in Hell I let Lane coach the Rebels in the playoffs. Fuck'um.

* Speaking of Jethros. GO FUCK YOURSELF, WEST VIRGINIA! EVER HEAR OF SALT TRUCKS?!?!?!

[Ice]

Don't have much to add, one too many glasses of rye during The Game, popped a bottle of Piggyback for the occasion, and really only watched that one, particularly once Pitt/Miami got out of hand.

Thoroughly enjoyable dissection of the Team Up North, and so stress-free that the dog napped peacefully on the couch next to me for 3 and a half hours. Was a completely fun afternoon, and I wish I still got that kind of emotional release on Sundays.

And watching Portnoy embarrassing himself before, during and after the game in that rubber hat and ladies' frock was certainly a plus.

Drama, I'll take one of those shirts, and if we're printing, Sonny Styles and Carnell Tate would look great in B&G, as well. I'd add Caleb Downs, but Tomlin would just line him up in Shaler every Sunday afternoon.

[jebrick]

Don't have much to add, one too many glasses of rye during The Game, popped a bottle of Piggyback for the occasion, and really only watched that one, particularly once Pitt/Miami got out of hand.

Thoroughly enjoyable dissection of the Team Up North, and so stress-free that the dog napped peacefully on the couch next to me for 3 and a half hours. Was a completely fun afternoon, and I wish I still got that kind of emotional release on Sundays.

And watching Portnoy embarrassing himself before, during and after the game in that rubber hat and ladies' frock was certainly a plus.

Drama, I'll take one of those shirts, and if we're printing, Sonny Styles and Carnell Tate would look great in B&G, as well. I'd add Caleb Downs, but Tomlin would just line him up in Shaler every Sunday afternoon.

Downs is one of those players you could put in the joker role but not with this staff

[Ice]

Good chance Downs is better at getting a D called and lined up than anybody on our current coaching staff.