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"QUAN!!!!"

Post by Steeldrama » Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:10 pm

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1.) Devon Witherspoon 6’0 181 CB Illinois- Will the Steelers have two “Spoons?” I would’ve cut Ahkello yesterday. What a waste. The leader of the nations top scoring defense, this “Spoon” allowed a mere 34% completion rate with 14 PBU’s. I’m seeing Joey Porter Jr mocked consistently in the top 15 so perhaps other corners will actually be in play here at 17. Still holding out hope the Steelers don’t overpay for Cam Sutton.

2) Brian Bresee 6’5 298 DL Clemson- Overhyped coming into Clemson as the nations top recruit. Injuries, illness, and his sister’s passing (YOU SUCK, CANCER!) derailed his progress. It actually wouldn’t surprise me if Bresee took a bit of a draft day tumble. Maybe not a Marc Spindler type of fall, but I don’t think he goes round 1.

2) Matthew Bergeron 6’5 318 OT Syracuse- Ohhh Canada…Not you Matt, YOU SUCK! The beforementioned Brian Bresee named this native Quebecian his toughest opponent. A beast of a run blocker, Bergy here offers up some nice athleticism and versatility capable of playing several positions along the OL.

3) Jartavius Martin 5’11 194 S Illinois- “QUAN!!!!” is a more athletic version of Brian Branch but at a discount price. Capable of lining up anywhere in the secondary, ‘ol Quan here dazzled in Indy after his 5th best ever recorded ’44 vert and an 11’1 broad. Look at the Fightin’ Illini turnin’ out some dbs. Hopefully these two studs pan out better than Terry Hawthorne. YOU SUCK, TOMLIN!

4) Andrew Vorhees 6’6 310 OG USC- Versatile, intelligent, five year starter for the Condoms. Suffered a torn ACL at the combine but not before leading the field with 38 reps on the bench. Could be a day 3 bargain should he fall a round or two after the unfortunate injury.

7.) Bryce Ford-Wheaton 6’4 221 WR West Virginia- “His route tree has very few limbs on it.” Raw talent that wowed at Indy after zooming a 4.38 40, 41 vert, and 10’9 broad. Well worth a day 3 dart throw.

7.) Brodric Martin 6’5 337 DT Western Kentucky- Hell no I've never seen a Hilltoppers game, but I do read. I read this BIG 'sum bitch made some noise at the Shrine Game. Build the trenches, bitches.

Thanks as always for reading. Please comment on the players you like and those you don’t. Spending a work day prepping for the SteelerFury mock draft. Got me to thinking about our boy “QUAN!!!!” Good times, Good times.


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Post by Jobu » Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:52 pm

Another good one Drama…you’re on top of your game.
One correction however, Vorhees put up the 38 reps AFTER tearing up his knee!

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Post by Charles Demarr » Thu Mar 09, 2023 7:53 pm

Quan definitely didn't run to the podium to make his selections.

Great job Drama, love the players.
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Post by Ice » Fri Mar 10, 2023 1:29 am

Misty watercolor memories... and a nice haul. I'd be incredibly happy and surprised if Witherspoon dropped to our pick.
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Post by steelmann58 » Fri Mar 10, 2023 2:19 am

would like this draft

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Post by Ice » Wed Mar 15, 2023 4:11 pm

I'm surprised that Bumper Pool, LB, Arkansas hasn't made a late-round appearance in one of these yet. Definitely 2023 All-Name Team player.
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