Pirates find a new way to suck

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Pirates find a new way to suck

Post by jeemie » Thu May 27, 2021 7:10 pm

Watch this:

https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... JHiwjgAqgU

Keep in mind there were TWO OUTS.

ALL that needed to be done was to step on the first base bag and the inning was over with no runs scored.

Instead two runs ended up scoring.



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Post by Jobu » Thu May 27, 2021 8:16 pm

I coached little league baseball for 18 years and I’ve never seen anything so butt fucking stupid in my life. Not even from 8 and 9 year olds. Someone should be fired...
Proud Bennonite since 2004 ;)

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Post by franco>madden » Thu May 27, 2021 8:29 pm

Jobu wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 8:16 pm
I coached little league baseball for 18 years and I’ve never seen anything so butt fucking stupid in my life. Not even from 8 and 9 year olds.

Someone should be fired...
"Someone" ... Hmmm ... perhaps, someone whose name both rhymes with --- and is synonymous with --- the bolded??

PS. Yes I'm Nostradamus; as soon as I saw trending on twitter was "This is the best thing that's ever happened in Major League Baseball," I KNEW it would be "highlights" vid of another jaw-dropping Pirates gaffe ... :roll:

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Post by SteelPro » Thu May 27, 2021 8:34 pm

I laughed my ass off when I saw this. Give the Bucs credit... it is better to suck and be entertaining than to suck and be boring. This was entertaining! Great comedy!
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Post by Steeler Owl » Fri May 28, 2021 12:41 am

Status quo.

Clown shoes.

Have lost six straight, outscored 46-10.

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Fri May 28, 2021 1:56 am

Possibly the worst play in the history of baseball.

Who does a rundown between home and first?

I would cut him just to send a message.

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Post by MJG75 » Fri May 28, 2021 12:03 pm

Just insane. Will Craig looks overmatched at the ML level. Unfortunately.

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Post by JackLambert58 » Fri May 28, 2021 12:11 pm

Not sure how to embed YouTube videos, but here's the Will Craig play as narrated by the Urinating Tree. Anthony Rizzo laughing is exactly what the entire baseball world is doing to Nutting's Pirates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7cE_J1yclI

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Post by JackLambert58 » Fri May 28, 2021 12:13 pm

MJG75 wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 12:03 pm
Just insane. Will Craig looks overmatched at the ML level. Unfortunately.
Unfortunately, the entire Pirates organization, top to bottom, looks overmatched at the ML level.

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Post by JackLambert58 » Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:48 pm

Wow! The Bucs actually do the right thing.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2021/06/ ... etbUBXpGXk

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Post by jeemie » Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:31 pm

I have a philosophical question.

If the Pirates played a baseball game, but nobody cared enough to watch it, would they still suck?

I'm leaning towards Pirates suckage as being an indelible property of this part of the space-time continuum...

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Post by fractalsteel » Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:17 pm

And the Cubs, rightfully so, are laughing their asses off in the dugout.

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Post by Jobu » Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:37 am

KeBryan Hayes homer...
Then is called out for missing 1st base!
Can’t make this shit up, folks. :lol:
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Post by jeemie » Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:00 am

Jobu wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:37 am
KeBryan Hayes homer...
Then is called out for missing 1st base!
Can’t make this shit up, folks. :lol:
Did they put dog poop on first base or something?

Because our guys don’t want to touch it,

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Post by JackLambert58 » Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:44 pm

You'd think the fundamentals would be learned at least in Single A ball.

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:41 pm

So what is it now, ten in a row?

What a pathetic organization.

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