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by tbsteel » Sat Jul 19, 2025 12:42 am
I wish for just one game the Savannah Bananas would play it totally straight up. No music, no gyrating, no trick plays, just a straight up super competitive game against their opponent. And the crowd is just totally confused and don't know how to react all game.
But then in the bottom of the 9th with two outs one of the Savannah Bananas gets beaned right in their behind. And the Banana just sticks out his butt, puts a finger up to his lips with a giddy look and says "Ohhh, that tickled mister!!" And then he just drops his pants down to his ankles and reveals he's only wearing a cup. No underwear. Just a small cup barely containing his bootscoot and boogies. And with his pants still down at his ankles he just waddles his way down to first just letting it all flop around. All of the TV cameras do a super zoom in right at it too. And then all the other players on the field and in the dugouts immediately drop their pants down to their ankles too. And it's the same deal; they're all wearing cups with no underwear. And then another Banana gets on the mic and says they're not going to finish the game until everyone else in the stadium has their pants down around at their ankles too. And he says they'll stay there all night if they have too, but he wants to see whats going on down there. He then makes a circular motion with his hand over his groin area. He then says he also wants them to be tucking up their shirts all the way up under their chin, and sticking out their tongues while they do it too. At one point he acts like he's holding a pipe with a look reminiscent of Sherlock Holmes. Then in a weirdly British accent, he says "O' on den, let's seem 'em." And for the about the next hour it's about 50/50. Half the folks have just gotten pissed and gone home leaving the stadium, and the other half (let's be honest, mostly dudes here) is just standing in their seats with their pants around their ankles and letting all their glory dance in the fading sunlight. And you'll swear you see some of those fans tearing up too.
*roots for losses*
