MARCH/APRIL MADNESS: Biggest Jagoff Steelerfury.com Poasters - STD vs. Jizz Mop

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MARCH/APRIL MADNESS: Biggest Jagoff Steelerfury.com Poasters - STD vs. Jizz Mop

Post by Obviously » Mon Mar 16, 2026 5:02 pm

The nominations are in for Biggest Jagoff Poaster on Steelerfury.com and here is the complete bracket:
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I will update the bracket after each contest's votes are tabulated.

Our current contest is STD vs. Jizz Mop
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Voting ends Tuesday, April 21, at 5 PM Eastern U.S. Time.

As opposed to STD's Dominion phantom voting system, this voting is transparent because you get to see it here in this thread.
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Post by .Kodiak » Mon Mar 16, 2026 6:02 pm

I'll take facing the #1 overall seed to mean I'm not a top-15 jagoff
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Post by bradshaw2ben » Mon Mar 16, 2026 6:06 pm

Dan Smith BYU has a jagoff signature so on that basis alone I give him his propers
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Post by Steeldude » Mon Mar 16, 2026 9:54 pm

Hello. I am new here. I have been around discussion boards since 1998. What exactly does being the biggest jagoff entail?
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Post by Greenwood13x » Mon Mar 16, 2026 10:15 pm

BYU
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Post by langer » Mon Mar 16, 2026 11:28 pm

Dan vs Jizz Mop in the finals.
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Post by Obviously » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:27 am

Steeldude wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2026 9:54 pm
 Hello. I am new here. I have been around discussion boards since 1998. What exactly does being the biggest jagoff entail?
Hi Arch! Check out this thread with the criteria: https://forumsnew.sportsandshit.com/vie ... =2&t=25355
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Post by JackLambert58 » Tue Mar 17, 2026 1:08 pm

Can I vote for myself? I can be a real jagoff at times. Just ask Mrs. Lambert.
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Post by CoolShades » Tue Mar 17, 2026 6:58 pm

I can’t believe I didn’t make the March madness bracket.

I need to up my game.
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Post by BouldernBun » Wed Mar 18, 2026 6:57 am

On you go to vanquish the foe - BYU
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Post by Obviously » Wed Mar 18, 2026 12:21 pm

Just a reminder that voting closes for JackLambert58 vs. Dan Smith - BYU today (Wed) at 5 PM Eastern US time.
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Post by Jizz Mop » Wed Mar 18, 2026 7:31 pm

Just to clarify

“Jagoff” is NOT a compliment

Do I have that right?
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Post by Obviously » Wed Mar 18, 2026 8:00 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 7:31 pm
 Just to clarify

“Jagoff” is NOT a compliment

Do I have that right?
Correct.

This poll basically mimics STD's fraudulent thread where he said "jackass" poster. I changed it to the Yinzer word jagoff.

STD's Dominion voting machine thread --> https://forumsnew.sportsandshit.com/vie ... =2&t=25297
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Post by Obviously » Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:05 pm

Congratulations to Dan Smith-BYU who defeated JackLambert58 four votes to one. Dan advances to the next round.
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Post by Obviously » Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:07 pm

The next contest is Thrillseeker vs. 955876. Good luck gentlemen and let the best jagoff win!
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Voting for this contest ends on Friday, March 20, at 5 PM!
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Post by Jobu » Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:13 pm

WTF?!? How in hell is B2B in the bracket??? He’s the anti-jag off! Jeez! :shock:
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Post by Obviously » Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:17 pm

Jobu wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:13 pm
 WTF?!? How in hell is B2B in the bracket??? He’s the anti-jag off! Jeez! :shock:
He nominated himself.
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Post by Thrillsseeker » Thu Mar 19, 2026 12:10 am

:?:
Been a long time since I’ve been a jagoff.

Whose Wheaties did I piss in?

LoL, good luck 95.
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Post by Jobu » Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:52 am

Obviously wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:17 pm
Jobu wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:13 pm
 WTF?!? How in hell is B2B in the bracket??? He’s the anti-jag off! Jeez! :shock:
He nominated himself.
OK. :lol:
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Post by Obviously » Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:59 am

Thrillsseeker wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2026 12:10 am
 :?:
Been a long time since I’ve been a jagoff.

Whose Wheaties did I piss in?

LoL, good luck 95.
STD's. I just took all the people he had listed in his thread. I'm in there too.
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Post by 955876 » Thu Mar 19, 2026 5:27 am

Thrillsseeker wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2026 12:10 am
 :?:
Been a long time since I’ve been a jagoff.

Whose Wheaties did I piss in?

LoL, good luck 95.
I think you should gracefully forfeit. There is no way you are as big a jagoff as me.

You are Tomlin’s Steelers in a playoff game against a good team.

It is you sir that needs the luck… :D
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Post by .Kodiak » Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:04 pm

Just noticed KC got snubbed
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Post by Obviously » Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:59 pm

.Kodiak wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:04 pm
 Just noticed KC got snubbed
KC no longer an active poaster. He said goodbye after McCarthy was hired.
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Post by JackLambert58 » Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:29 pm

I love both Thrillseeker and 95. Tough choice. Sorry Thrillseeker, but 95.
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Post by anpsteel » Thu Mar 19, 2026 4:49 pm

Jizz Mop wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 7:31 pm
 Just to clarify

“Jagoff” is NOT a compliment

Do I have that right?
Good question

Jag off is like jabroni, imo

It has universal application

No matter, we are facing off in the first round for Captain of the jag offs

Best of luck to you my friend 😃

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Post by anpsteel » Thu Mar 19, 2026 4:53 pm

Obviously wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:05 pm
 Congratulations to Dan Smith-BYU who defeated JackLambert58 four votes to one. Dan advances to the next round.
Kind of makes you wonder where STD found the other 978 votes

I suspect he had his WV relatives double voting
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Post by Jizz Mop » Thu Mar 19, 2026 5:25 pm

anpsteel wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2026 4:49 pm
Jizz Mop wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 7:31 pm
 Just to clarify

“Jagoff” is NOT a compliment

Do I have that right?
Good question

Jag off is like jabroni, imo

It has universal application

No matter, we are facing off in the first round for Captain of the jag offs

Best of luck to you my friend 😃

:cheers:
Ha! Right back at ya!
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Post by CoolShades » Thu Mar 19, 2026 5:49 pm

.Kodiak wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:04 pm
 Just noticed KC got snubbed

Depending on what bracket he was placed in, he would have walked to the Final Four.
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Post by Obviously » Thu Mar 19, 2026 5:59 pm

anpsteel wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 19, 2026 4:53 pm
Obviously wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:05 pm
 Congratulations to Dan Smith-BYU who defeated JackLambert58 four votes to one. Dan advances to the next round.
Kind of makes you wonder where STD found the other 978 votes

I suspect he had his WV relatives double voting
As someone with West Virginia roots, that's an insult. We wouldn't allow STD's ilk in the state.

Go Mountaineers!
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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Thu Mar 19, 2026 6:13 pm

Jagoff is like the yinzer N bomb. It's a terrible insult from non-jagoffs but basically means "like a brother" from real jagoffs. So I am hopeful I win.
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