MARCH/APRIL MADNESS: Biggest Jagoff Steelerfury.com Poasters - STD vs. Jizz Mop

[anpsteel]

Jagoff is like the yinzer N bomb. It's a terrible insult from non-jagoffs but basically means "like a brother" from real jagoffs. So I am hopeful I win.

Exactly

In certain context it’s a compliment lol

[anpsteel]

Congratulations to Dan Smith-BYU who defeated JackLambert58 four votes to one. Dan advances to the next round.

Kind of makes you wonder where STD found the other 978 votes

I suspect he had his WV relatives double voting

As someone with West Virginia roots, that's an insult. We wouldn't allow STD's ilk in the state.

Go Mountaineers!

Ha

I used to work w a woman from WV

she grew up on a small mountain

One day she explained, she was related to everyone that lived on the mountain

This was both unsurprising and hilarious

[955876]

Was she hot?

[anpsteel]

No

[Dan Smith--BYU]

I'm down with 95 even though he is stiff competition. He is a legend in the closed off topic threads piling on Swiss.

[Greenwood13x]

95

[anpsteel]

On the topic of West Virginia

I was once called into HR for telling the following joke


What’s the difference between a West Virginia woman and a catfish?

One has whiskers and smells

The other is a fish

[langer]

95 wasn't hired for his disposition and has the intestinal fortitude to see this thing to the end.

[Deebo]

On the topic of West Virginia

I was once called into HR for telling the following joke


What’s the difference between a West Virginia woman and a catfish?

One has whiskers and smells

The other is a fish

If you're gonna get sent to HR at least make it a better joke

[Dan Smith--BYU]

what's a West Virginia virgin?

a girl who can outrun her first cousin

[Thrillsseeker]

Been a long time since I’ve been a jagoff.

Whose Wheaties did I piss in?

LoL, good luck 95.

I think you should gracefully forfeit. There is no way you are as big a jagoff as me.

You are Tomlin’s Steelers in a playoff game against a good team.

It is you sir that needs the luck…

Hahahahhaha. I’m confident you got this. I can’t quit. Just isn’t in me.

[anpsteel]

On the topic of West Virginia

I was once called into HR for telling the following joke


What’s the difference between a West Virginia woman and a catfish?

One has whiskers and smells

The other is a fish

If you're gonna get sent to HR at least make it a better joke

Unfortunately the visit wasn’t optional


It was the result of one way overly sensitive twat, who later on filed a sexual harassment complaint against my boss, which was almost certainly 100% fake

Dodged one there.

I’ll try to work on my material

[955876]

I thought it was pretty funny.

[jeemie]

Shit I didn't know I was in the bracket.

Well CK is a way bigger jagoff than me. Should be a first round exit.

[Obviously]

Congratulations to 955876 who defeated Thrillseeker four votes to zero. 95 advances to the Elite 8. Thrillseeker, you didn't piss in anyone's Cheerios except STD but we've all done that gleefully!

[Obviously]

Next contest is old favorite CKSteeler going up against everyone's favorite hall monitor Jeemie! May the best jagoff win!

[Thrillsseeker]

Congratulations to 955876 who defeated Thrillseeker four votes to zero. 95 advances to the Elite 8. Thrillseeker, you didn't piss in anyone's Cheerios except STD but we've all done that gleefully!

Congrats 95, ya jagoff!

[Dan Smith--BYU]

CK

[JackLambert58]

Two others I like. Sorry Jeemie but going with CK.

[Thrillsseeker]

CK

[bradshaw2ben]

Jeems

[Greenwood13x]

Jeemie

[Obviously]

Congratulations to CKSteeler who narrowly defeated Jeemie three votes to two. CK advances to the Elite 8!

[Obviously]

Our next contest pits yours truly obviously against everyone's favorite Flyers fan DumlinBumlinStumlin.

The voting ends on Saturday, March 28, at 5 PM Eastern Time. May the best jagoff win!

[Jizz Mop]

Obviously it’s Obviously

[langer]

Obviously

[Greenwood13x]

obviously

[Deebo]

Obviously

[JackLambert58]

DBS aka Beth

[Dan Smith--BYU]

Clearly and lucidly, it's obviously