MARCH/APRIL MADNESS: Biggest Jagoff Steelerfury.com Poasters - Dan Smith-BYU vs. 955876

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Re: MARCH MADNESS: Biggest Jagoff Steelerfury.com Poasters - STD vs. Kodiak

Post by Obviously » Mon Mar 30, 2026 12:16 pm

Congratulations to ME who defeated DumlinBumlinStumlin five votes to one. I advance to the Elite 8. Thanks to all who voted for me!
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Post by Obviously » Mon Mar 30, 2026 12:18 pm

The next jagoff contest is STD vs. Kodiak

The voting ends on Wednesday, April 1, at 5 PM Eastern Time. May the best jagoff win!
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Post by JackLambert58 » Mon Mar 30, 2026 1:52 pm

STD
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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:08 pm

are we voting for jackoff of jagoff here?
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Post by Jizz Mop » Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:39 pm

Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:08 pm
are we voting for jackoff of jagoff here?
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Post by Obviously » Mon Mar 30, 2026 10:57 pm

Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:08 pm
are we voting for jackoff of jagoff here?
Jagoff, but you can think jackoff, too.
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Post by Deebo » Tue Mar 31, 2026 1:01 pm

Obviously wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2026 10:57 pm
Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2026 6:08 pm
are we voting for jackoff of jagoff here?
Jagoff, but you can think jackoff, too.
No bigger jackoff/jagoff on this site than STD so there is my vote

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Post by Obviously » Fri Apr 03, 2026 1:39 am

Congratulations to STD who defeats Kodiak five votes to zero! STD advances to the Elite 8! As if there were any doubt!
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Post by Obviously » Fri Apr 03, 2026 1:40 am

The next jagoff contest is Jizz Mop vs. anp

The voting ends on Saturday, April 4, at 5 PM Eastern Time. May the best jagoff win!
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Post by langer » Fri Apr 03, 2026 2:05 am

Obviously Jizz Mopper.
"I'm institutionalized, man," he joked. "I gotta have it. I just love the challenges week in and week out that this job provides: the growth in it, the collective growth, the individual growth."

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Post by Greenwood13x » Fri Apr 03, 2026 2:47 pm

Jizz mop

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Post by anpsteel » Fri Apr 03, 2026 2:47 pm

I would declare myself captain of the jagoffs- but this is a hard crew to beat - and Jizz is way down on the jagoff spectrum.

Since this whole circlejerk was initiated by STD, I would like to put in a late ballot for him, to win the entire thing. Really not a competition.

KC could make a strong run to the semi's if he were eligible, but he gets run off the court by the esteemed "best poster, from moms basement"
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Post by JackLambert58 » Fri Apr 03, 2026 3:52 pm

Jizz Mop

you were the old signplex, right?
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Post by Jizz Mop » Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:24 pm

JackLambert58 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2026 3:52 pm
Jizz Mop

you were the old signplex, right?
Maybe

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Post by Jizz Mop » Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:27 pm

anpsteel wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2026 2:47 pm
I would declare myself captain of the jagoffs- but this is a hard crew to beat - and Jizz is way down on the jagoff spectrum.

Since this whole circlejerk was initiated by STD, I would like to put in a late ballot for him, to win the entire thing. Really not a competition.

KC could make a strong run to the semi's if he were eligible, but he gets run off the court by the esteemed "best poster, from moms basement"
It’s STD’s to lose

Agreed

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Post by Obviously » Sun Apr 05, 2026 6:31 pm

Yes, we all know the Steelerfury court jester STD will be the biggest jagoff but we must go through the motions.

In this bracket, Jizz Mop defeats anpsteel, three votes to zero. Congrats to Jizz Mop for advancing to the Elite 8.
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Post by Obviously » Sun Apr 05, 2026 6:34 pm

The next jagoff contest is Deebo vs. steel

The voting ends on Tuesday, April 7, at 5 PM Eastern Time. May the best jagoff win!
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Post by JackLambert58 » Mon Apr 06, 2026 7:20 pm

I don't consider either a jagoff, but most posters in this bracket aren't jagoffs in the pure sense. Therefore, I used a randomizer and came up with....

steel
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Post by Obviously » Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:43 pm

steel defeats Deebo two votes to zero. Congratulations steel - you advance to the Elite 8!
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Post by Obviously » Thu Apr 09, 2026 12:45 pm

The final contest before we proceed to the Elite 8 - long-time board favorites swissvale72 vs. bradshaw2ben! May the best jagoff win!

Voting ends on Saturday, April 11 @ 5 PM Eastern time.
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Post by JackLambert58 » Fri Apr 10, 2026 7:29 pm

Neither are jagoffs. Can't believe it'll be 12 years this fall when I met up with both of them at the Cask 'n' Flagon across the street from Fenway Park to watch Ben put on a passing clinic against Indy.
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Post by Thrillsseeker » Sat Apr 11, 2026 2:32 pm

Agreed, Neither is a jagoff in the negative sense. Like em both. With that said I’ll vote B2B in more of a favorable jagoff kind of way to let him advance since Swiss stood me up once for a post game beer. :lol:

Iirc I was late getting to the venue for a pre-game beer so we decided after the game. (In his defense he did ditch me as I would have him since he went into the locker room post game and met and talked with Coach LeBeau)

Would gladly buy both of these guys a beer!

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Post by swissvale72 » Sat Apr 11, 2026 4:48 pm

Thrillsseeker wrote:
Sat Apr 11, 2026 2:32 pm
Agreed, Neither is a jagoff in the negative sense. Like em both. With that said I’ll vote B2B in more of a favorable jagoff kind of way to let him advance since Swiss stood me up once for a post game beer. :lol:

Iirc I was late getting to the venue for a pre-game beer so we decided after the game. (In his defense he did ditch me as I would have him since he went into the locker room post game and met and talked with Coach LeBeau)

Would gladly buy both of these guys a beer!
That was the KC Monday nighter in 2012 that was preceded by a fuckin deluge? Windblown soaking rain right at tailgate time (4pm), following a beautiful day, soaked through every piece of clothing. THEN, rain stopped and temp legit dropped 40 degrees...miserable fuckin conditions.

Oh, and for the record, I'm much more a jagoff than B2B, who's the nicest guy going and super knowledgeable to watch a game with.

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Post by Greenwood13x » Sat Apr 11, 2026 8:38 pm

Since both the contestants lack the minimum qualifications for such a prestigious award I cast a write in vote for KC.

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Post by SteelerDayTrader » Sat Apr 11, 2026 11:34 pm

Oh please :roll:


All of you are soft


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Post by Obviously » Sun Apr 12, 2026 11:24 pm

Congratulations to swissvale72 who defeats Bradshaw2Ben two votes to one and advances to the Elite 8!
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