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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:30 pm

AIRSPACE VIOLATION PROTOCOL


According to a Marine Pilot:

In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.

I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai. It's too good not to pass along. The conversation went something like this...

Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)

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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:31 pm

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:

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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards, The Marines
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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:45 pm

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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:55 pm

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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:04 pm

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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:17 pm

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Post by COR-TEN » Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:55 pm

That first one is hilarious.
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the pigeon is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:57 pm

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Post by Thrillsseeker » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:32 pm

Not sure how I missed this thread but kudos!

Much laughter. Much appreciated.
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Post by Suwanee88 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 7:14 pm

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Thanks - laughed my fucking ass off on this one
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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:08 pm

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Post by StillMadAtSlobber » Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:34 pm

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