Get ready for 19-3, you Fat Fuck!

[swissvale72]

Dear Coach Reid,

First off....I'll spare you the indignity of referring to you as The Fat Fuck Andy Reid. To be clear, there's no question that you are A Fat Fuck. However, the designation of THE requires one to be full of shit as well, as in The Fat Fuck John Madden, The Fat Fuck Tony Siragusa, The Fat Fuck Chris Christie. I don't know you to be full of shit, though others, more cognizant of your daily activities, might suggest that you are.

At any rate, your team is 7-0 when scoring a non-offensive touchdown, 5-4 otherwise. Face it, Coach. The Steelers are the better team, and your record post-bye week, etc. doesn't make them any less a better team. As long as they don't lose the turnover battle to you, as long as they have the presence of mind to keep their kicks away from Tyreek Hill, the Steelers will prevail. Now, I believe the Steelers will angle their punts. But, Coach Tomlin is already on record as suggesting they will take care NOT to send kickoffs out of bounds; that's just too many blades of grass not to defend. If it were me, I'd still think about giving Alex Smiff the ball on the 40 rather than kick off to that fast, squirmy, domestic-abusing little fuck Tyreek Hill.

Personally, I think you will see lots of heavy packages on Sunday, but know what....you'll have personnel in to defend the heavy and then the Steelers will spread the field with five wides, including both tight ends, including LBell, and kill you with the pass. Other times, Rosie Nix will pound that fat fuck Dontari Poe from the heavy formation.

Other thing, my high school coach, Bill Priatko is a great prognosticator of Steeler football. He'll tell me when he thinks Steelers will lose. He thinks Steelers will win a tight won, again, predicated on the factors I've mentioned. He sees the Steelers as a team on a mission, not only from his observations, but based on his sources inside the organization. One other thing, Dick LeBeau, last seen beating your team inside your own building, thinks the Steelers should be favored.

So on Sunday, Coach, your season's about to end. Welcome to 19-3 post bye week. That happens, your welcome to post on this esteemed website along with all of us asshats.

Regards...your friend and fellow fat fuck,
Swissvale72

[Legacy User]

Dear Coach Reid,

First off....I'll spare you the indignity of referring to you as The Fat Fuck Andy Reid. To be clear, there's no question that you are A Fat Fuck. However, the designation of THE requires one to be full of shit as well, as in The Fat Fuck John Madden, The Fat Fuck Tony Siragusa, The Fat Fuck Chris Christie. I don't know you to be full of shit, though others, more cognizant of your daily activities, might suggest that you are.

At any rate, your team is 7-0 when scoring a non-offensive touchdown, 5-4 otherwise. Face it, Coach. The Steelers are the better team, and your record post-bye week, etc. doesn't make them any less a better team. As long as they don't lose the turnover battle to you, as long as they have the presence of mind to keep their kicks away from Tyreek Hill, the Steelers will prevail. Now, I believe the Steelers will angle their punts. But, Coach Tomlin is already on record as suggesting they will take care NOT to send kickoffs out of bounds; that's just too many blades of grass not to defend. If it were me, I'd still think about giving Alex Smiff the ball on the 40 rather than kick off to that fast, squirmy, domestic-abusing little fuck Tyreek Hill.

Personally, I think you will see lots of heavy packages on Sunday, but know what....you'll have personnel in to defend the heavy and then the Steelers will spread the field with five wides, including both tight ends, including LBell, and kill you with the pass. Other times, Rosie Nix will pound that fat fuck Dontari Poe from the heavy formation.

Other thing, my high school coach, Bill Priatko is a great prognosticator of Steeler football. He'll tell me when he thinks Steelers will lose. He thinks Steelers will win a tight won, again, predicated on the factors I've mentioned. He sees the Steelers as a team on a mission, not only from his observations, but based on his sources inside the organization. One other thing, Dick LeBeau, last seen beating your team inside your own building, thinks the Steelers should be favored.

So on Sunday, Coach, your season's about to end. Welcome to 19-3 post bye week. That happens, your welcome to post on this esteemed website along with all of us asshats.

Regards...your friend and fellow fat fuck,
Swissvale72

LOL!

bravo -- best one all year Swiss!

The Fat Fuck Andy Reid is going down this week!

[R_S]

Dear Coach Reid,

First off....I'll spare you the indignity of referring to you as The Fat Fuck Andy Reid. To be clear, there's no question that you are A Fat Fuck. However, the designation of THE requires one to be full of shit as well, as in The Fat Fuck John Madden, The Fat Fuck Tony Siragusa, The Fat Fuck Chris Christie. I don't know you to be full of shit, though others, more cognizant of your daily activities, might suggest that you are.

At any rate, your team is 7-0 when scoring a non-offensive touchdown, 5-4 otherwise. Face it, Coach. The Steelers are the better team, and your record post-bye week, etc. doesn't make them any less a better team. As long as they don't lose the turnover battle to you, as long as they have the presence of mind to keep their kicks away from Tyreek Hill, the Steelers will prevail. Now, I believe the Steelers will angle their punts. But, Coach Tomlin is already on record as suggesting they will take care NOT to send kickoffs out of bounds; that's just too many blades of grass not to defend. If it were me, I'd still think about giving Alex Smiff the ball on the 40 rather than kick off to that fast, squirmy, domestic-abusing little fuck Tyreek Hill.

Personally, I think you will see lots of heavy packages on Sunday, but know what....you'll have personnel in to defend the heavy and then the Steelers will spread the field with five wides, including both tight ends, including LBell, and kill you with the pass. Other times, Rosie Nix will pound that fat fuck Dontari Poe from the heavy formation.

Other thing, my high school coach, Bill Priatko is a great prognosticator of Steeler football. He'll tell me when he thinks Steelers will lose. He thinks Steelers will win a tight won, again, predicated on the factors I've mentioned. He sees the Steelers as a team on a mission, not only from his observations, but based on his sources inside the organization. One other thing, Dick LeBeau, last seen beating your team inside your own building, thinks the Steelers should be favored.

So on Sunday, Coach, your season's about to end. Welcome to 19-3 post bye week. That happens, your welcome to post on this esteemed website along with all of us asshats.

Regards...your friend and fellow fat fuck,
Swissvale72

seek help

[BethlehemSteel]

Coach P is a friend of all of us

[jeemie]

IIRC, the last time we faced the Chiefs with Ben, and Justin Houston was healthy, we neutralized him, so I'm not necessarily worried that he'll be back this Sunday.

I believe that was the 20-12 victory in 2014.

[jeemie]

I wouldn't call Andy Reid a Fat Fuck, though. He never says anything about anything, so I'm not sure you can say he's full of shit.

But in his honor, I have to post this video again.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-bsHJt1-_M[/youtube]

[Legacy User]

Tight won game

So let me get this straight, Dave, you are A fat fuck, but not THE fat fuck? So does that mean you are, or aren't full of shit?

[swissvale72]

Coach P is a friend of all of us

Forgot to mention in the letter that last week coach priatko told me not to worry, steelers would win by 17-20

[jeemie]

Coach P is a friend of all of us

Forgot to mention in the letter that last week coach priatko told me not to worry, steelers would win by 17-20

The line has shrunk to Chiefs favored by one for most of the betting sites I've seen listed.

And now we have Coach P's endorsement.

I forsee a close Steelers victory...probably one that has us pulling our hair out all game.

Remove all items from your reach that could break the television if hurled at it.

Clear the room of any sensitive ears that should not hear the invective that is going to be hurled at various Steeler players and coaches all game long.

[swissvale72]

Tight won game

So let me get this straight, Dave, you are A fat fuck, but not THE fat fuck? So does that mean you are, or aren't full of shit?

Objectively speaking,splat....i would say i go in and out of full of shitness. I believe that my family members would concur

[Legacy User]

I say The Fat Fuck Andy Reid and his overrated KC Chiefs are going to lose this weekend -- and if the game was in Pgh, we'd win by 20

Reid's "sensational" 3-0 record in division games after a bye all occurred in Philly, not KC

He and KC regularly shit the bed in big meaningful games

Steelers squeak by with a win

[bradshaw2ben]

I wouldn't call Andy Reid a Fat Fuck, though. He never says anything about anything, so I'm not sure you can say he's full of shit.

But in his honor, I have to post this video again.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-bsHJt1-_M[/youtube]

[jeemie]

I wouldn't call Andy Reid a Fat Fuck, though. He never says anything about anything, so I'm not sure you can say he's full of shit.

But in his honor, I have to post this video again.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-bsHJt1-_M[/youtube]

Joe Conklin is a legend in Philadelphia- that's his daughter Casey.

She gives every evidence as having enough talent to follow in her father's footsteps.

She's pretty fine looking too (unlike her dad!)

[BethlehemSteel]

I wouldn't call Andy Reid a Fat Fuck, though. He never says anything about anything, so I'm not sure you can say he's full of shit.

But in his honor, I have to post this video again.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-bsHJt1-_M[/youtube]

Joe Conklin is a legend in Philadelphia- that's his daughter Casey.

She gives every evidence as having enough talent to follow in her father's footsteps.

She's pretty fine looking too (unlike her dad!)

low standards

[Legacy User]

The Chefs are garbage

31-17 steelers, game is over at the end of the 3rd

[Legacy User]

I don't know you to be full of shit, though others, more cognizant of your daily activities, might suggest that you are.

i found this oddly poetic and wanted to make sure you were aware of that

Chiefs are a house of cards, we'll blow them up early and weather the inevitable garbage time mini-comeback

[Thrillsseeker]

Dear Coach Reid,

First off....I'll spare you the indignity of referring to you as The Fat Fuck Andy Reid. To be clear, there's no question that you are A Fat Fuck. However, the designation of THE requires one to be full of shit as well, as in The Fat Fuck John Madden, The Fat Fuck Tony Siragusa, The Fat Fuck Chris Christie. I don't know you to be full of shit, though others, more cognizant of your daily activities, might suggest that you are.

At any rate, your team is 7-0 when scoring a non-offensive touchdown, 5-4 otherwise. Face it, Coach. The Steelers are the better team, and your record post-bye week, etc. doesn't make them any less a better team. As long as they don't lose the turnover battle to you, as long as they have the presence of mind to keep their kicks away from Tyreek Hill, the Steelers will prevail. Now, I believe the Steelers will angle their punts. But, Coach Tomlin is already on record as suggesting they will take care NOT to send kickoffs out of bounds; that's just too many blades of grass not to defend. If it were me, I'd still think about giving Alex Smiff the ball on the 40 rather than kick off to that fast, squirmy, domestic-abusing little fuck Tyreek Hill.

Personally, I think you will see lots of heavy packages on Sunday, but know what....you'll have personnel in to defend the heavy and then the Steelers will spread the field with five wides, including both tight ends, including LBell, and kill you with the pass. Other times, Rosie Nix will pound that fat fuck Dontari Poe from the heavy formation.

Other thing, my high school coach, Bill Priatko is a great prognosticator of Steeler football. He'll tell me when he thinks Steelers will lose. He thinks Steelers will win a tight won, again, predicated on the factors I've mentioned. He sees the Steelers as a team on a mission, not only from his observations, but based on his sources inside the organization. One other thing, Dick LeBeau, last seen beating your team inside your own building, thinks the Steelers should be favored.

So on Sunday, Coach, your season's about to end. Welcome to 19-3 post bye week. That happens, your welcome to post on this esteemed website along with all of us asshats.

Regards...your friend and fellow fat fuck,
Swissvale72

HAHAHAHHA.

Excellent.

[86n96]

The Chefs are garbage

31-17 steelers, game is over at the end of the 3rd

And only because we trip over our own dicks and can't close it out earlier, much like the Miami game. Their run defense is atrocious, and BJ Finney owned Poe last time. We kicked the shit out them without Shazier, Tuitt, or Sean Davis.

[StillMadAtSlobber]

Swiss!

How could you possibly forget TFFPK? The Fat Fuck Peter King????

[swissvale72]

Shit!! I wrote this in a rush, Slobber....was rushing out to a meeting, and coming up with a list of The Fat Fucks....and forgot the prime one!!

[BethlehemSteel]

Clinky on the glasses to you Swiss

[Vertical Steel]

I wouldn't call Andy Reid a Fat Fuck, though. He never says anything about anything, so I'm not sure you can say he's full of shit.

But in his honor, I have to post this video again.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-bsHJt1-_M[/youtube]

I never saw this... and I hate Taylor Swift... but... Nice....

[K_C_]

LOL!

Swiss called it!

[Thrillsseeker]

Props to you Swiss.

Should be an interesting week for you man, up there and all.

[Legacy User]

was just listening to Andy Reid postgame. He just doesnt mind losing that much. thats why all his fanbases end up hating him.