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Preemptive fuck you

Post by SteelerDayTrader » Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:01 pm

Fuck you Rooney Weidl Khan and Tomlin

I’m expecting another colossally bad draft from you dumbfucks

As well as another several years at least of no real plan, direction, or method

Go fuck yourselves

Fuck you

Eat shit

Prodigiously so

Eat prodigious amounts of shit

And die


Eat shit and die motherfuckers


Fuck you


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Post by Orangesteel » Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:40 pm

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Post by anpsteel » Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:21 pm

Well, we can be fairly certain, no matter who they draft, the player won’t be properly developed


I’m mostly just really hoping they dont draft Meion’s kid

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Post by StillerInCT » Thu Apr 24, 2025 11:08 pm

anpsteel wrote:
Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:21 pm
Well, we can be fairly certain, no matter who they draft, the player won’t be properly developed


I’m mostly just really hoping they dont draft Meion’s kid
Sad but true.

I've already prepared myself for Sanders. I'm going to spend the next 3 hours talking myself into it being a good pick.
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Post by Gonzo » Thu Apr 24, 2025 11:52 pm

i will hold out hope until the last moment
that they don’t draft any QB not named Ward in the first round let alone trade up to do it

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Post by .Kodiak » Thu Apr 24, 2025 11:55 pm

The super fuck-you is trading Watt to move up to 10 for Shadeur :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by bradshaw2ben » Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:01 am

anpsteel wrote:
Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:21 pm
Well, we can be fairly certain, no matter who they draft, the player won’t be properly developed


I’m mostly just really hoping they dont draft Meion’s kid
"This staff couldn't develop a Polaroid." -- Bradshaw2Ben last week

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Post by .Kodiak » Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:08 am

Admit it - you thought Goodell was going to introduce Rodgers there and he was going to say "I'm taking my talents to the Steel City" :D

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Post by anpsteel » Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:51 am

StillerInCT wrote:
Thu Apr 24, 2025 11:08 pm
anpsteel wrote:
Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:21 pm
Well, we can be fairly certain, no matter who they draft, the player won’t be properly developed


I’m mostly just really hoping they dont draft Meion’s kid
Sad but true.

I've already prepared myself for Sanders. I'm going to spend the next 3 hours talking myself into it being a good pick.
If it’s not a qb, I’ll be good with it

If it’s Sanders or Milroe, I’ll be metaphorically stabbing myself

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Post by anpsteel » Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:53 am

bradshaw2ben wrote:
Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:01 am
anpsteel wrote:
Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:21 pm
Well, we can be fairly certain, no matter who they draft, the player won’t be properly developed


I’m mostly just really hoping they dont draft Meion’s kid
"This staff couldn't develop a Polaroid." -- Bradshaw2Ben last week
lol

It’s so infuriating that all the fans are aware of this problem, but art seemingly doesn’t care

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Post by JackLambert58 » Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:14 am

anpsteel wrote:
Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:53 am
bradshaw2ben wrote:
Fri Apr 25, 2025 12:01 am
anpsteel wrote:
Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:21 pm
Well, we can be fairly certain, no matter who they draft, the player won’t be properly developed


I’m mostly just really hoping they dont draft Meion’s kid
"This staff couldn't develop a Polaroid." -- Bradshaw2Ben last week
lol

It’s so infuriating that all the fans are aware of this problem, but art seemingly doesn’t care
That's because Art II is the problem.
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Post by .Kodiak » Fri Apr 25, 2025 2:27 am

I just LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL.

You guys nailed the safe pick. Damn. Did not see that coming with Shedeur and Dart on the board.

But I look for them to trade Pickens to get into R2 to draft a QB

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Post by Gonzo » Fri Apr 25, 2025 2:29 am

my hope is still alive ;)
RB and another DL please and no QB until 5th or later

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Post by Rod & Wire Mill » Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:04 am

And also with you!

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:40 pm

Fuck "Steeler DNA"

What is that? XXY? The second X represents living in your fears.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

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Post by Gonzo » Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:27 pm

Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:40 pm
Fuck "Steeler DNA"

What is that? XXY? The second X represents living in your fears.
Tomlin has dosed the Steeler DNA up with CRISPR -- and its mutated into a new form of humanoid that lives in a steady-state of fear, leading to extreme conservatism and risk-aversion but contradictorily and simultaneously is comfortable and lazy with that state due a highly unique chameleon-like adaptation/mutation of being able bend internal and external perception and disguise its true nature to itself and predators through a steady stream of mind-altering illogic, nonsense and bullshit.

Their venomous stream of horseshit can be lethal to normal human beings if exposed for long periods of time as the unchallenged foolishness and illogic leads to disorientation, self-doubt and in rare cases death. The effects of their well-honed line of bullshit can be long-lasting but they can be seen for their true nature by others and maybe themselves only if that potentially lethal stream of jibberish can be completely stopped for at least one year.

I think there might be a Star Trek episode about this

Tomlin and Rooney took an enormous doses and its now mandatory for all new coaches and team captains to also take it.

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:43 pm

Yep. The fact that they cringed and discouraged rather than welcomed Wilson's play in the Cincinnati win confirms living in fears.

Question is, Klinefelters or Turners Syndrome (XXY v XO)?
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

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Post by Gonzo » Fri Apr 25, 2025 5:48 pm

neither -- its some new mutation that needs to be studied

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:44 pm

It's 70s and 00s SNPs extracted and insertion of a NHALS "run on first" virus at a furin cleavage site
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Post by Gonzo » Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:52 pm

Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
Fri Apr 25, 2025 6:44 pm
It's 70s and 00s SNPs extracted and insertion of a NHALS run on first virus at a furin cleavage site
sound theory -- very clever by Tomlin .job security by genetic engineering

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:33 pm

Fuck the Terrible Towel
Fuck Renegade
Fuck Big NIght Aht

Stupid crowd rituals that don't work anymore need to die...with all due respect to Myron Cope

And bands like Styx are why punk was invented.

Oh and fuck the wave and the rounded number font while we are on topic.

It's like a Penn State "white out" vs. Ohio State...try something else by now...maybe wear red and silver
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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:35 pm

postdraft fuck you to bookend this mess
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

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Post by Deebo » Mon Apr 28, 2025 2:21 pm

Dan Smith--BYU wrote:
Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:43 pm
Yep. The fact that they cringed and discouraged rather than welcomed Wilson's play in the Cincinnati win confirms living in fears.

Question is, Klinefelters or Turners Syndrome (XXY v XO)?
I think the Steelers DNA now involves an extra chromosome.

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